Bison Quotes in Street Fighter (1994)

Chun Li: [to Bison] It was twenty years ago. You hadn't promoted yourself to general yet. You were just a petty drug lord. Huh! You and your gang of murderers gathered your small ounce of courage to raid across the border for food... weapons...

[indicates her binds]

Chun Li: ... hmph. Slave labor. My father was the village magistrate. A simple man with a simple code: justice. He gathered the few people that he could to stand against you.

[laughs]

Chun Li: You and your bullies were driven back by farmers with pitchforks! My father saved his village at the cost of his own life. You had him shot as you ran away! A hero... at a thousand paces.

Bison: I'm sorry. I don't remember any of it.

Chun Li: You don't remember?

Bison: For you, the day Bison graced your village was the most important day of your life. But for me, it was Tuesday.

Dee Jay: That's great news general, congratulations!

Bison: On the contrary, I mourn.

Dee Jay: Okay.

Bison: I was hoping to face Guile personally on the battlefield, one gentleman warrior to another, in respectful combat. Then I would snap his spine. Ah.

[sighs]

Bison: The road not taken. But why? Why do they still call me a warlord? And mad? All I want to do is to create the perfect genetic soldier! Not for power, not for evil, but for good. Carlos Blanka will be the first of many - they shall march out of my laboratory and sweep away every adversary, every creed, every nation, until the very planet is in the loving grip of the Pax Bisonica. And then peace will reign, and the world, and all humanity, shall bow to me in humble gratitude...

Zangief: That vas beautiful.

Bison: You still refuse to ACCEPT my God-hood? Keep your own God! In fact, this might be a good time to pray to Him. For I beheld Satan as he fell FROM HEAVEN! LIKE LIGHTNING!

Bison: This is General Bison. Our defenses are locked onto you. Identify yourself!

Colonel Guile: This is the collection agency, Bison. Your ass is six months overdue, and it's mine.

Victor Sagat: Guile? Alive?

Bison: Of course! His "death" was designed to igratiate his spies with you!

[covers one eye]

Bison: I guess you didn't *see* that, did you? Tch. This time, Colonel, you die for real.

Bison: All I want to do is rule the world, is that so much to ask?

Chun Li: I spent the past ten years working in the media world, using it to gather intelligence on you. I found partners who hated you and your friends as much as I did. But most imporantly, I studied the martial arts of three continents, so that one day, I could meet you, avenge my father...

[laughs, picks up a Newsweek]

Chun Li: ... and end your reign of terror myself.

Bison: [grabs Chung-Li, then laughs] I don't think so. You see, no one has ever seen you in combat. You always hid behind your sumo and your boxer. Why, since you entered this country, you never even threw a single punch. No, my dear. I know women... and you are harmless.

Chun Li: [smiles] That's exactly what I wanted you to think. Yah-tah!

[snaps her binds and attacks Bison furiously]

Bison: You have made me a very happy man.

Colonel Guile: And next, I'll make you a dead one.

Bison: Game over!

Bison: Then defeat is a possibility. Very well. We shall face it together, Dee Jay, with the stoicism of the true warrior.

[Dee Jay quietly leaves as Bison continues to stare at the screen]

Colonel Guile: Bison. Are you man enough to fight me?

Bison: Anyone who opposes me will be destroyed.

Bison: Merely educational software. Why does he find it disturbing?

Dr. Dhalsim: Because, unlike you, he's not psychotic.

Bison: Hiding? What do I have to fear from you? Worker ants scurrying about with their pitiful weapons, afraid of the purity, of unarmed combat!

Bison: [patching through to Guile on GNT World News] Colonel Guile! Greetings!

Colonel Guile: [to Cammy] He took the bait. Trace that signal, stat!

Bison: Why do you address a fellow warrior with such disrespect?

Colonel Guile: Warrior? You? How many doctors and nurses have you killed this week? How many children have you orphaned?

Bison: You will choke on those words, Guile.

Colonel Guile: Anytime, dickhead. We'll go worldwide, just like now.

Dee Jay: General, they're tracing this.

Bison: You think you're so clever, Guile. Think about this. You have three days. If my twenty billion dollars are not delivered by then, the hostages will die, and the world will hold you responsible! Victory!

Dee Jay: [chanting with Bison's troops] Bison! Bison!

Colonel Guile: You hostages! If you can hear me, we're coming! We're coming! Charlie! Charlie, hang on, buddy! We're coming! We're coming! Hang on, buddy!

Bison: Ah! Doctor Dhalsim! How is your research today?

Dr. Dhalsim: The same. Warped. Corrupted. My science twisted to serve perversion instead of peace.

Bison: Tell you what. After I've crushed my enemies, we'll see about getting you published. That should cheer you up, hmm?

Bison: [to his architect] The temple above us was the wonder of the ancient world. Bisonopolis shall be the wonder of my world. But I think the food court should be larger. All the big franchises will want in.

Zangief: General, vhat about them?

[indicates Honda and Balrog]

Bison: Take them to the interrogation room. They will talk... or they will die.

[to Sagat]

Bison: Preferably both.

[to Zangief]

Bison: Take the, uh... journalist to my chambers. We have decided to grant her a private interview.

Bison: [to the hostages] The world thought very little of you, my dear guests! Too little to pay the pittance I asked for! Too little to even mount a decent rescue attempt!

Bison: [to the hostages] Your masters at the A.N. call me a wild beast. So be it! You do not deserve the martial dignity of a firing squad! No! You shall be killed BY a wild beast, a beast BORN of my own genius! Raise the incubation chamber!

Bison Computer Voice: Stand clear. Incubation chamber arriving to command room.

Bison: [to the hostages] Behold, the face of your destruction, and of my victory!

[the incubation chamber rises, Guile leaps out]

Colonel Guile: [attacking Bison] Hai-ya!

Chun-Li: Yes!

Colonel Guile: No weapon, Bison? What happened to the purity of unarmed combat?

Bison: This is merely superconductor electromagnetism. Surely you've heard of it. It levitates bullet trains from Tokyo to Osaka. It levitates my desk, where I ride the saddle of the world. And it levitates... me!

Bison: [to Guile] Something wrong, Colonel? You come here prepared to fight a madman, and instead you found a god?

Bison: What's the matter? You come to fight a madman, and instead find a god? Do you still refuse to accept my godhood? Keep your God! In fact, now may be a good time to pray to Him! For I beheld Satan as he came down from Heaven!

Bison: You will die for this insult, Sagat.

Bison: Anyone who opposes me will be destroyed.

Victor Sagat: Is this a joke? This money isn't even worth the paper it's printed on!

Bison: On the contrary. Every Bison dollar will be worth five British pounds. That is the exchange rate that the bank of England will implement after I kidnap their queen.

Bison: You came to fight me soldier, here's your chance.

[the soldier throws a kick at Bison, who breaks his neck]

Bison: Pathetic.

Bison: [Blanka is held by two Bison guards. Bison rips off Blanka's dog tag] Carlos Blanka... Charlie? So you're Guile's friend. Take him to the laboratory.

Bison: Tell you what. After I've crushed my enemies, we'll see about getting you published. That should cheer you up, hmmm?

Bison: You'll have to do better than that.

Bison: You see, your father has been the milk of my business. But even milk has an expiration date.

Bison: When people are hungry, there's nothing they won't do.