Birdie Conrad Quotes in You've Got Mail (1998)

Birdie Conrad: You are daring to imagine that you could have a different life. Oh, I know it doesn't feel like that. You feel like a big fat failure now. But you're not. You are marching into the unknown armed with...

[pause]

Birdie Conrad: Nothing. Have a sandwich.

Kathleen Kelly: Oh, Birdie, what am I going to do? What would Mom have done?

Birdie Conrad: Well, let's ask her.

[Birdie opens her locket, revealing a picture of Cecilia Kelly]

Birdie Conrad: Cecilia, what should we do?

[holds the locket to her ear]

Kathleen Kelly: Birdie...

Birdie Conrad: Shhh! She has no idea. But she thinks the window display looks lovely.

Birdie Conrad: [reading from Frank's article in the Observer] Save The Shop Around the Corner and you will save your soul.

Birdie Conrad: If you need more, ask me, I'm very rich. I bought Intel at six.

Birdie Conrad: What are you girls talking about?

Christina Plutzker: Cybersex.

Birdie Conrad: I tried to have cybersex once, but I kept getting a busy signal.