Biology Professor Quotes in Horse Feathers (1932)

[Wagstaff's looking in a microscope]

Biology Professor: What do you think of that slide?

Professor Wagstaff: Well, I think he was safe at second, but it was very close.

Biology Professor: Here is the liver.

Professor Wagstaff: What, no bacon? I'd send that back if I were you.

Professor Wagstaff: [Pokes his head into a classroom] Have they started sawing a woman in half yet?

Biology Professor: Oh, Mr. President, this is in deed a pleasure. What brings you here?

Professor Wagstaff: A bicycle, but I left it out in the hall. Have you got two empty dunce chairs? I brought you two empty dunces. Come in dunces.

[In walk Chico and Harpo, alias Bravelli and Pinky]

Professor Wagstaff: Here you are, ten cents a dunce.

Biology Professor: The liver if neglected, invariably leads to cirrhosis. Of course, you are all familiar with the symptoms of cirrhosis.

Baravelli: Sure. cirrhosis are red; so violets are blue; so sugar is sweet; so, so are you.