Billy Tallent Quotes in Hard Core Logo (1996)

[His answering machine announcement]

Billy Tallent: I can't come to the phone right now, I'm eating corn chips and masturbating. Please leave a message.

Billy Tallent: [after Victoria questions Bucky Haight really getting his legs shot off] He showed us his stump, Victoria. Ever see a man's stump? Guy's like, "Go on, man. I want you to know how it feels. Touch it. Touch my stump." Disgusting! So don't tell us that Bucky Haight wasn't shot, cause we were there. We touched his stump.

[girl leaves - to Joe Dick]

Billy Tallent: Now that was fucking brilliant.