Billy Maplewood Quotes in Happiness (1998)

[last lines]

Billy Maplewood: I came.

Bill: I fucked them.

Billy Maplewood: What was it like?

Bill: It was... it was great.

Billy Maplewood: Would you do it again?

Bill: Yes.

Billy Maplewood: [sobbing] ... would you ever fuck me?

Bill: No... I'd jerk off instead.

[sobs]

Bill: Have you tried playing with yourself?

Billy Maplewood: You mean...?

Bill: With your penis?

Billy Maplewood: A little.

Bill: How did it feel?

Billy Maplewood: I don't know? I don't know what to do.

Bill: Do you want me to, uh... show you?

Billy Maplewood: Dickwad?

Bill: Yes, only "come" can be used as a verb as well.