Billy "Froggy" Laughlin Quotes in The Little Rascals (1994)

Mr. Welling: [Stymie and Spanky go into a bank trying to get a loan disguised as two Amish men] What is your account...

[looks up and pauses]

Mr. Welling: number?

George "Spanky" McFarland: Uh, seven.

Mr. Welling: [uncertain] Seven?... seven?

Billy "Froggy" Laughlin: [is under Spanky to hold him up] Try eight.

George "Spanky" McFarland: Eight?

Mr. Welling: [still uncertain, the turns stern] Heard enough.

Mr. Welling: [pulls their fake beards and lets them go hitting Stymie and Spanky in their faces]

Mr. Welling: If you were *my* kids, I'd punish you.

Stymie: If we were *your* kids, we'd punish ourselves!

Mr. Welling: [desperate for them to leave] Leave the premises posthaste!

George "Spanky" McFarland: You can't treat people like this, Mister!

Mr. Welling: You're not people, you're kids.

Darla: This tastes like somebody poured it through an old boot!

Billy "Froggy" Laughlin: Actually, it's a sneaker!

George "Spanky" McFarland: The clubhouse is fried crispy.

Billy "Froggy" Laughlin: Our lives are over.

George "Spanky" McFarland: And it's all your fault!

[Alfalfa stares off toward the now-burned club house]

George "Spanky" McFarland: That's right. Sure is.