Billy Bob Quotes in Varsity Blues (1999)

Billy Bob: I sure do love that dog.

Mox: I think it's a pig.

Billy Bob: Yeah.

Billy Bob: A 10... a 10... a fucking 10!

Charlie Tweeder: Say I'm stupid and I'm about to get hit in the nuts.

Billy Bob: That's funny.

Charlie Tweeder: Ain't it funny? That's what I mean. See they need to change the name of the show to America's funniest shots in the nuts.

Billy Bob: It's a strip club, man. I'm here to work!

Billy Bob: [staring at Miss Davis's breasts] Miss Davis, would you go to the prom with me?

Billy Bob: I'm sure gonna miss you, boy.

Keith: Yeah, you'll miss my ass, Bubba Gump!

Billy Bob: I'd watch my step if I were you, boy.

Keith: Oh yeah? Why's that?

Billy Bob: Because you're standing in horse shit.