Billie Quotes in Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill! (1965)
Billie Quotes:
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Billie: You really should be AM and FM. You one-band broads are a drag!
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Billie: I'm of legal age for whiskey, voting and loving. Now the next election is two years away, and my love life ain't getting much better, so how about some of that one-hundred-percent!
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Billie: Oh, you're cute... like a velvet glove cast in iron.
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Billie: [Billie throws Rosie a can of beer to calm her down] Here Rosie baby, pop the top before you blow your own!
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Billie: [to Tommy, suggestively] Would you like to look under my hood?
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Billie: [challenging Tommy to race] How about it, handsome? I bet you're a real tiger in disguise.
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Varla: You are a long time coming!
Billie: You are telling me?
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Billie: Uncle Tom is what they are. My dance has got to say something about my people. Black people! We've got to set our peoples minds to thinking!
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Billie: Don't mess with girls in the park; that's not nice!
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Casper: [Re: hanged man tarot card] It's not a symbol of death, it's a symbol of life. It's a journey. The guy's upside down, everything is falling from his pockets, he's gotta let go of his attachments. Only then can he change his perspective and be free. Get clarity. See the light.
Billie: That's some big words for a guy that didn't finish high school.
Casper: I picked it up from a fortune teller. She explained the whole thing. She read me the cards.
Billie: A fortune teller?
Casper: A gypsy from the Bronx.
Billie: And she read you the future?
Casper: The future ain't gonna read itself.
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Billie: What's the long face for?
Casper: He's going from recession to depression.
Billie: I told you the economy's goin' to hell.
Casper: We're all goin' to hell.
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Greg: They say, "salesmanship is ninety nine perspiration and one percent inspiration," but for me it's the other way around - when it comes to sincere marketing. This is a passion for me. And passion gives birth to inspiration. Inspiration to heal lost souls. Thirsty souls. They quench their thirst with the wrong substances. They sell supplements for everything today, but they still haven't cured deficiencies in spirit. What folks need is vitamin water of a much greater nature. I submit to you that every Catholic family should have Holy Water in their home. And it is the role of the church to put it there. Some people say that the church has fallen from grace. No sir, that's a lie. They say there is a crisis of faith. I say there's always been a crisis of faith. Too many forces are fighting against the side of heaven. The church shall prevail, but it needs to be fortified. What is the answer? We know the answer. But there's too much heresy blocking the airwaves. Good people are deeply lost in the realms of the unholy. "Forgive them for they know not what they do." No sir - that just won't cut it. We can forgive them but we cannot forgive ourselves for not showing them the way. They go with the flow? We have another flow to offer, and it is a mighty and holy river. Genesis Holy Water, from the River Jordan. The church should not only endorse it, but sell it. Wholesale. And believers will cross over to our side, as those who crossed the river Jordan to hear the lord preach - and they were healed! They say our flock is weak of heart, I say they're thirsty. Thirsty for holy water as they are for The Word. When the enemies of the lord sought to capture him, Jesus took refuge in the river Jordan, in the place John had first baptized him. "When all people were baptized, and Jesus was at prayer after likewise being baptized the skies opened and the holy spirit descended." Luke chapter three verse twenty one.
Billie: He knows his lines.
Casper: You got a bible here to test him?
Billie: No.
Casper: So you are the fool who walketh in the darkness - book of Casper, chapter nine verse nine.
Billie: It sounds good to me.
Casper: Of course it sounds good, he's a con artist, and he's fucking brilliant at it. Hats off!
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[Bob's attempt to seduce Billie is rudely interrupted by Vera]
Bob Matthews: What can I do for you?
Billie: Anything you like.
Bob Matthews: What if I don't like?
Billie: You will.
Vera: You dirty little dumb broad!
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Billie: Oh, this stinkin' swamp water stinks!
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Billie: [digging for diamonds] Ouch! I busted the only nail I had left!
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Boyd: [while playing Marco Polo] No fair! Louie didn't say "polo"!
Ella: Well, he can't talk.
Boyd: Can't talk? And he calls himself a Trumpeter Swan? I don't think so.
Billie: Louie can't help it. Father says he's, you know,
[whispering]
Billie: defective.
Boyd: Well, defect, Marco Polo is a talking game, and if you can't talk, you can't play!
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Ella: [while Ella and Billie are playing a game, Louie stands nearby] You've got the beat, bro. Wanna join in?
Louie: [to himself] If only she knew how much.
Ella: Oh, sorry.
Billie: Now see what you did?
Ella: Sorry. It's not my fault he's, you know, defective.
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Billie: Who told you this guy was in here?
Lieutenant William Snyder: Nobody. I just know what kind of woman he likes. Going to check all the joy houses till I find him.
Billie: Oh, well maybe I could help you, if you tell me his name.
Lieutenant William Snyder: I doubt it. Which way are the rooms?
Billie: Right through there. But I wouldn't go in there if I were you.
Lieutenant William Snyder: What you are going to do, call the cops?
Billie: I don't have to. You'd be busting in on the Chief of Police just up the hall.
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Billie: Because when ya steal from the government, you're stealing from yourself, ya dumb ox.
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Billie: Would you do me a favor, Harry?
Harry Brock: What?
Billie: Drop dead!
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Billie: I've got a yen for ya.
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Billie: He's right. I'm stupid and I like it.
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Billie: Are you one of these talkers or would you be interested in a little action?
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Billie: You know what your problem is, Harry? You're not just rude, you're
[pulls out a pocket dictionary and looks up a word]
Billie: "flagrant" about it!
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Billie: But I've been thinking a lot lately about something my dad used to say: "Without knowledge, you're less than everybody." And I don't want to be less. I mean, I don't want to be better than anybody neither and I don't want to go above myself. I just want- I want to not be less.
Paul: Well, I'm afraid it's too late for that... cause you're already more than most people.
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Paul: Maybe we haven't gotten to our time yet.
Billie: No, we did. And you just dropped the ball.
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Paul: You were great tonight. Didn't you think you were great?
Billie: Oh, yeah. We really tricked them, didn't we?
Paul: What's the matter?
Billie: Well, if you saw a great ventriloquist, who would you compliment, the dummy?
Paul: You're not a dummy.
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Axel Freed: [dealer goes to reveal card] Hold it!
Billie: You're crazy.
Axel Freed: Blessed.
Axel Freed: Double it.
Las Vegas Dealer: You want to double on eighteen sir?
Axel Freed: Yes.
[pauses]
Axel Freed: Gimme the three.
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[Lying in med after making love]
Billie: You know, I don't usually do this.
Dice: I can tell.
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Billie: [looking at her plate of escargot in a fancy restaurant] So somebody went all the way to France for this?
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Billie: "Woe is me?" What the hell is that?
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Wendy: What kind of girl am I?
Billie: A very bad girl.
Wendy: Seriously... what kind?
Billie: ...and when she was good she was very good and when she was bad she was horrid.
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Wendy: Seriously when did being a lesbian become cooler than blowing a rock star?
Billie: You've never blown a rock star.
Wendy: Well, neither have you.
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Billie: Would you loan me one of your brassieres?
Pony: What for?
Billie: Well you see, I haven't got one and I thought seeing as it's Christmas and everything, and I'm going on a house party and, well, when the maid unpacks my bag and finds I haven't got one, how do you think I'm going to feel?
Pony: It's like putting a saddle on a pekingese but here it is.
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