Bill Ubell Quotes in The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)

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Bill Ubell Quotes:

  • Alistair Hennessey: Is this my espresso machine? Wh-what is-h-how did you get my espresso machine?

    Bill Ubell: Well... uh... we fuckin' stole it, man.

  • Steve Zissou: I hope you're not gonna bust our chops on this on, Bill.

    Bill Ubell: Why would I do that?

    Steve Zissou: Because you're a bond company stooge.

    Bill Ubell: [scoffs] I'm also a human being.

    Steve Zissou: All right, I take that back. How about a little teamsmanship?

    [he holds out his hand flat. Bill and Ned put theirs on top of his]

    Steve ZissouBill UbellNed Plimpton: Ho!

  • [during the rescue op, Steve sees a young Filipino boy sitting on the beach, roasting a crab on a spit. He raises his spear gun]

    Bill Ubell: No, Captain! That's Cedric. He's a friend.

    Steve Zissou: Merci, Cedric. Remind me, we'll send him a red cap and a Speedo.

  • Bill Ubell: Captain, I am required by law to notify the bank of any illegal activities...

    Steve Zissou: Just do what you gotta do to cover your ass, Bill.

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