Bill Maher Quotes in Iron Man Three (2013)

Bill Maher: [footage of Real Time] And how is the president responding? By taking the guy they call "War Machine" and giving him a paint job.

Bill Maher: [Unrated version] This sounds like a silly case, but this is actually a really big case. The last time someone named Ted made this much news in Massachusetts, he drove a chick into a lake.

Bill Maher: [watching Dave's show] This is fucking bullshit!

Wolf Blitzer: Bizarre news coming out of of the 14th district congressional race in North Carolina. Now, get this: Cam Brady, four-time congressman, punched a baby.

Chris Matthews: This is likely to hurt him with the Christian right, social conservatives. Really any group that opposes baby-punching.

Bill Maher: Baby is fine, and he said he punches like a three year old.

Bill Maher: Okay, since we have Ray Pekurny on the panel today, we thought we'd talk to him about his book. It is called "My Brother Pissed On Me." Is that a metaphorical title or did he really piss on you?

Ray Pekurny: I put it- I put it in the book.

Bill Maher: Okay, then. Well, I'll be honest, I haven't read it, because, frankly, it sounds kind of stupid.