Bill Little Quotes in Delta Farce (2007)

Larry: [seeing Bill and Everette sleeping together] What in the name of Siegfried and Roy are you fellas doing?

Bill Little: Don't ask.

Everette: Don't tell.

Bill Little: One man's international incident is another man's preemptive strike in the war on terror.

Larry: You know what the army says, "Be all you can be."

Bill Little: Hey! He got it right!

[from trailer]

Larry: [seeing Bill and Everette sleeping together] What in the name of Siegfried and Roy are you fellas doing?

Bill Little: Don't ask

Everette: Don't tell

Bill Little: Forget it, I've got a wife and kids to think about.

Larry: And if Connie and the boys were living in a place like this, would you leave them?