Bill Freeburg Quotes in Freddy vs. Jason (2003)

[after seeing Jason at the rave]

Kia Waterson: Was that him? The guy you were talking about... Freddy Krueger?

Lori Campbell: No, that wasn't the guy in my dream. That was somebody else.

Charlie Linderman: Who cares about some fucking dream guy, okay? That psycho in the hockey mask was real.

Bill Freeburg: Dude, that goalie was pissed about something.

Bill Freeburg: Man, screw that clown. I mean, what kind of a pussy comes after you in your dreams anyway? Now, that, that big-ass mother fucker back at the cornfield, all right, that's who we should be afraid of. Tell me who the fuck that was.

Deputy Scott Stubbs: I don't know, maybe what we need to do is to offer Freddy a, a sacrifice.

Bill Freeburg: Yeah, yeah, totally. Like a, like a virgin, right? Someone pure.

[Everyone looks at Linderman]

Charlie Linderman: Dude, don't look at me. Even if you pay for it, it still counts.

Deputy Scott Stubbs: I think we're dealing with a copycat here.

Charlie Linderman: No. No. No, no, no. He's not a copycat. I've seen what he can do. He's the real Jason.

Deputy Scott Stubbs: That's impossible, Linderman. Jason is dead.

Bill Freeburg: Yeah, well, you better start thinking outside your little box, dude, 'cause somebody's definitely breaking the fucking reality rules, okay?

Beer Line Girl: The cops said Blake committed suicide. Apparently it was grief over Trey.

Beer Line Guy: No, man, that's bullshit. I heard some guy Krueger killed them both. Said his name to my parents, they almost shit themselves.

Bill Freeburg: Yeah, yeah, yeah, man, and I heard that Freddy freak, he used to live here. Fucking gutted Trey like a goddamn turkey, man. Like, I heard his intestines and shit was on the floor...

[Freeburg turns to see Trey's girlfriend, Gibb, glaring at him]

Bill Freeburg: Oh, shit. I'm sorry.

[Gibb throws her cup at Freeburg]

Will Rollins: Freeburg, time to go. We gotta go. Now. Come on.

[Possessed By Freddy Krueger]

Bill Freeburg: Let me handle this, bitch.