Bill Cosby Quotes in Fat Albert (2004)

Bill Cosby: [after hearing a knock at his door] Oh, people wait 'til you get to the top of the stairs, then they knock. WHO IS IT?

Fat Albert: It's Fat Albert!

Bill Cosby: Yeah, right.

[Bill Cosby answers the door. Fat Albert is on his doorstep]

Fat Albert: Hello. I'm looking for Mr. Cosby. Are you his dad?

[Fat Albert holds out his hand]

Fat Albert: I'm... I'm Fat Albert.

[Bill Cosby faints and Fat Albert catches him]

Fat Albert: Whoa! Uh... Help! He...