Bill Biscane Quotes in Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2 (2004)

Crowe: Don't you worry, little baby, I'll feed you, I'll take care of you, I'll even change your diaper.

Bill Biscane: I'm warning you, Crowe, I'm Bill Biscane and if you touch my diapers you're fired.

Bill Biscane: Kahuna? Kahuna is here! Suddenly I'm feeling weak.

Tascha: Then sit down.

Crowe: Oh, sir...

Bill Biscane: Get me something!

Crowe: What can I get you, sir?

Bill Biscane: A soda pop.

Crowe: Diet or regular?

Bill Biscane: What's the difference?

[to Tascha]

Bill Biscane: Feel my head. Is it hot? Is it cold? Tell me the truth.

Tascha: It's perfectly normal.

Bill Biscane: Normal? What do you know? You are not a real doctor... where's my soda pop?

[gets his soda pop with an umbrella]

Bill Biscane: Give me my globe. I don't want this umbrella.