Biker Quotes in Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1992)

Biker: Hey babe. You want to get some real power between your legs?

Buffy: Yeah, I do.

[steals his motorcycle]

Biker: Dyke! You're a dyke! I'm telling the world!

[during the brawl with the mean bikers, Seymour Goldfarb Jr stands aside with his girlfriend, until one of the bikers menacingly approaches them, holding heavy wrench]

Seymour Goldfarb Jr: [to his girlfriend] Step back, my dear.

[the girl steps back. Seymour makes karate moves, with the music of James Bond movies is played in the background]

Seymour Goldfarb Jr: [to the biker] I must warn you, I'm Roger Moore!

Biker: [frowns] Who?

Seymour Goldfarb Jr: [bends forward so the biker can hear him better] Roger Moore!

[the biker, unimpressed, punches Seymour in the mouth. Seymour groans in pain, covers his mouth, then helplessly slumps to the ground]

Bradford Compton: Bradford Compton, perhaps you've heard of me, I'm on Wall Street.

Chief Biker: We don't ride on Wall Street.

Biker: [cutting off Compton's necktie] Yeah, we don't ride on Wall Street!

Biker: Hey, that's our bikes Charlie!

Ben Shockley: And this is my gun Clyde!

Man: What're ya'll doing?

Biker: Stealin'

Biker: Hey man, like, why don't we just knock off the motorcycle movie talk and, uh, gangbang her?

Zero: You understand, I want a trim on my beard. I don't want you to mess with my hair, I just want a trim on the beard.

Barber: Alright. What's your name?

Zero: I'm the big Zero.

Barber: Well big Zero... well Mr. Zero, I'm a born again Christian and people come into my shop and like to tell them about Jesus and how he can change their lives and make them happy and I know you boys are causing a lot of trouble around town. You know, if you just give your heart to Jesus, Zero...

Zero: [Zero interrupts the barber] Let's get one thing straight man, you don't want to fuck with me. You understand?

Barber: I don't want to upset you. Anything I want to put more love in your life cause God loves everybody and you're not different and I know you got a heart and I don't care what you been through, no matter how much pain he can heal it cause he's the healer and word said he's closer to a friend...

Zero: [the barber is getting on Zero's nerves] YOU'RE GETTING RIGHT ON THE EDGE!

[Zero tells the barber where to trim]

Zero: Just a little on the side.

Barber: [the barber starts singing "Amazing Grace"] "Amazing Grace, how sweet the sound, that saved a wretch..."

Zero: [the barber pushes Zero over the edge] THAT'S IT!

[Zero grabs the barber and slits his throat and then shoots him]

Biker: [the biker says to Zero after waiting to get a hair cut] Thanks a lot man, I wanted a fucking hair cut.

Biker: I tell ya, it's a blink from diapers to Depends.

Biker: Whatta ya gonna do? Knock my block off?

Biker: I love puerto rican men, they're spicy!

Biker: You read the newspapers, you listen to the tv news. Talkin' about nuclear waste, talking' about nuclear bombs! Nuclear war! They're crying all over the place, they're crying in America, they're crying in Europe! The whole world's gonna come to an end. If it's gonna go, man, it's gonna go! And I'm gonna enjoy seein' this whole friggin' world blow up! And I'm gonna be smilin' having my beer! And I'm gonna see this last blast, baby! I'm gonna see it go!

Biker: Hey, crazy lady, I believe in God, too. I just don't think he's the bloodthirsty asshole you make him out to be.

Mrs. Carmody: Well, you take that up with the Devil when you run into him. You just chat it over at your leisure.

Ollie: Those of you who aren't local should know that Mrs. Carmody is known in town for being unstable.

Biker: No shit. What was your first clue?

[first lines of "A Ride in the Park"]

Biker: [answering headset] Hey, babe!

Biker's Girlfriend: Don't "hey babe" me, Mike Sullivan. We're supposed to be having breakfast.

Biker: Yeah, but it's a beautiful day; I just want to take the bike out for a spin.

Biker's Girlfriend: I wanted you to take *me* for a spin. You know, you ride that bike more than you ride me.