Big Lou Kritski Quotes in The Super (1991)

Big Lou Kritski: If you fix one shitty toilet, I'll disown you. One toilet, you're out of the will!

[grabs the heater Tito is carrying]

Big Lou Kritski: Give me that, Buckwheat!

Tito: Who you calling 'Buckwheat', you fat fuck.

Big Lou Kritski: Heather, can I ask you something? How far did you go in school?

Heather: Oh, well when I was in high school I wouldn't even let a guy touch me. But when I got to community college, I turned pretty wild.

Big Lou Kritski: Let me explain something to you, son. You fix this place up on Monday, Friday it's back the way it was. You put in plumbing, they put chicken bones down the toilet. Put in heat, they piss in the hot air ducts!

Louie Kritski: No way I'm going to that shit hole.

Big Lou Kritski: Who are you talking to?

Louie Kritski: Heather, trying to figure out where to go tonight.

Big Lou Kritski: I'll tell you where you're going tonight. You're going to the building to serve your time or else you're going to jail.

Louie Kritski: It's only lights.

Big Lou Kritski: Only lights? That's the inch, now they'll want the mile. You give them shit! That's what you give them, shit! Shit!

Big Lou Kritski: Will you stop about the tenants? Remember, they used to live in huts. They used to eat people. You feel better now? Hey, come on, who gives a shit about a few whiny kookaboos?

Judge Smith: Therefore, I find Louis Kritski Jr. guilty.

Big Lou Kritski: I'm gonna get a new lawyer, a white judge and an appeal.

Naomi: On what grounds?

Big Lou Kritski: On the grounds that you piss me off.

Big Lou Kritski: [Louie is distributing heaters to the tenants at Big Lou's expense] They've brain washed you. Like Patty Hearst. What's next? You gonna rig it into a Disney World?

Louie Kritski: Pop...

Big Lou Kritski: Don't call me 'Pop'. I don't recognize you anymore. You're not my son. You're breaking my heart!