Big Indian Quotes in Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man (1991)

Marlboro: My old man used to tell me before he left this shitty world, five rules of playing pool for cash. Lesson #1, always shoot with a cigarette in your mouth.

Big Indian: Can't smoke with no fire, asshole.

Marlboro: I quit!, Lesson #2, always know the table before you shoot.

[Marlboro shoots the ball]

Marlboro: Lesson #3, make sure you chalk that stick... REAL GOOD... before each shot!

[Marlboro shoots the ball again]

Marlboro: Lesson #4, never make a bet... if you can't pay the debt.

[Marlboro puts his hat on the table and shoots the ball again]

Marlboro: Lesson #5, if you lose, make sure you stand up straight and tall.

[points to the ball]

Marlboro: that corner... like a man

Marlboro: School's out boys!

Big Indian: You better get out of town, cowboy... before my cord snaps!

Marlboro: I'm good to go, as soon as I have five big bills in my pocket... and your woman in my bed!

Big Indian: Well I ain't got no $500 cowboy, and there's no way in hell you're bedding down my woman.

Harley Davidson: Looks like you jumped on the wrong horse there cowboy! In case you didn't notice, you're the only cowboy in this place.

Big Indian: He ain't a cowboy, he's more like a pretty boy.