Big Ethel Quotes in A Dirty Shame (2004)
Big Ethel Quotes:
Big Ethel: Perverts are taking over this neighborhood.
Big Ethel: You going to the movies, Dave?
Dingy Dave: Huh?
Big Ethel: [watching him scratch his ass] Hell, you're pickin' your seat, aren't you?
Big Ethel: My daughter's a good girl, she hates sex!
Big Ethel: [pleading with Sylvia to give up her fixation on oral sex] You'll get a yeast infection!
Vaughn Stickles: This isn't California.
Big Ethel: It's Harford Road!
Big Ethel: Being a *whore* is a disease?
Neuter Man with Sub-Titles: [after Sylvia makes a move on him] That's it! I'm moving to Tulsa.
Big Ethel: Don't run away. Join us for our decency rally today. Only you can prevent fornication.
Neuter Man with Sub-Titles: Whatever...
[at the Bear house]
Cow Patty: Hi, I'm Cow Patty.
Vaughn Stickles: Hi, I'm Vaughn. I live up the street and I'm looking for my wife Sylvia.
Cow Patty: I'm the only Goldilocks allowed in this Bear cave. I'm a Bear Hag and we call this...
Mama Bear, Papa Bear, Baby Bear: Bear soup!
[Big Ethel looks in at the Bears as Cow Patty notices her]
Cow Patty: Wow, a tranny bear. Come on in!
Big Ethel: [as she runs off] Police!
Mama Bear: Hey, polar bear, you know what an otter is?
Big Ethel: No.
Papa Bear: It's a bear cub who isn't fat or hairy yet, but will be!
Baby Bear: Find me a significant otter!
Sylvia Stickles: Mother, I don't feel well.
Big Ethel: Well, no wonder, they've got blatant homosexuals shopping right in our store. They eat life, you know... Sperm!
Big Ethel: Did you see those new neighbors moving in? Hmm? Grown men with hairly legs prancing around half naked? "We're bears." What the hell is that supposed to mean?
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Characters on A Dirty Shame (2004)
- Sylvia Stickles
- Sexed-Up Black Neighbor
- Ronnie the Rimmer
- Neuter Grandmother on Bus
- Betty Doggett
- Ray Ray Perkins
- Caprice Stickles
- Fat Fuck Frank
- Dingy Dave
- Marge the Neuter
- Mama Bear
- Papa Bear
- Vaughn Stickles
- Neuter Yuppie Man
- Neuter Yuppie Woman
- Neuter Man with Sub-Titles
- Loose Linda
- Horny Kid
- Cow Patty
- Neuter Old Maid