Big Ethel Quotes in A Dirty Shame (2004)

Big Ethel: Perverts are taking over this neighborhood.

Big Ethel: You going to the movies, Dave?

Dingy Dave: Huh?

Big Ethel: [watching him scratch his ass] Hell, you're pickin' your seat, aren't you?

Big Ethel: My daughter's a good girl, she hates sex!

Big Ethel: [pleading with Sylvia to give up her fixation on oral sex] You'll get a yeast infection!

Vaughn Stickles: This isn't California.

Big Ethel: It's Harford Road!

Big Ethel: Being a *whore* is a disease?

Neuter Man with Sub-Titles: [after Sylvia makes a move on him] That's it! I'm moving to Tulsa.

Big Ethel: Don't run away. Join us for our decency rally today. Only you can prevent fornication.

Neuter Man with Sub-Titles: Whatever...

[at the Bear house]

Cow Patty: Hi, I'm Cow Patty.

Vaughn Stickles: Hi, I'm Vaughn. I live up the street and I'm looking for my wife Sylvia.

Cow Patty: I'm the only Goldilocks allowed in this Bear cave. I'm a Bear Hag and we call this...

Mama Bear, Papa Bear, Baby Bear: Bear soup!

[Big Ethel looks in at the Bears as Cow Patty notices her]

Cow Patty: Wow, a tranny bear. Come on in!

Big Ethel: [as she runs off] Police!

Mama Bear: Hey, polar bear, you know what an otter is?

Big Ethel: No.

Papa Bear: It's a bear cub who isn't fat or hairy yet, but will be!

Baby Bear: Find me a significant otter!

Sylvia Stickles: Mother, I don't feel well.

Big Ethel: Well, no wonder, they've got blatant homosexuals shopping right in our store. They eat life, you know... Sperm!

Big Ethel: Did you see those new neighbors moving in? Hmm? Grown men with hairly legs prancing around half naked? "We're bears." What the hell is that supposed to mean?