Big Enos Quotes in Smokey and the Bandit (1977)

Big Enos: Any fool who would paint his truck like this would show up at a minister's funeral dressed in feathers.

[Regarding The Bandit in a hammock]

Big Enos: You see son, old legends never die. They just lose weight.

Little Enos: I guess a legend and an out-of-work bum look a lot a like, daddy.

Bandit: Cledus, get the money.

Cledus Snow: Yeah, how 'bout the money?

Little Enos: How 'bout double or nothin'?

Cledus Snow: How 'bout forgettin' it?

Bandit: Wait a minute. What about double or nothin'?

Little Enos: You run up to Boston, and bring back some clam chowder for me and my daddy.

Carrie: You're on.

Bandit: Uh, you're on.

Big Enos: In 18 hours?

Bandit: You're still on.

Cledus Snow: WHAT? You're *crazy*! And I'm *divorced*!

Big Enos: Twenty to one I break the son of a bitch this time.

Little Enos: Gimme five-hundred on the Bandit.

Little Enos: [Looking at Bandit's truck] Egotistical son of a bitch.

Big Enos: Any cat who would paint his truck like this would go to a minister's funeral dressed in feathers.