Big Baby Chips Quotes in Big Money Rustlas (2010)

[from trailer]

Big Baby Chips: Get my motherfucking money.

[from trailer]

Big Baby Chips: Big Baby Chips: You people belong to me. Forever and always.

[from trailer]

Big Baby Chips: If he thinks he can come between me and my motherfucking money he's wrong. Dead wrong.

[from trailer]

Big Baby Chips: Anybody else got any issues we'd be discussing?

[silence]

Big Baby Chips: I didn't fucking think so.

Big Baby Chips: You got my money motha fucka?

Big Baby Chips: Don't get your thongs all tangled up in this matter.

Dirty Sanchez: So, you accept his invitation to die?

Big Baby Chips: I accept his invitation, alright, but I won't be the one dying.

Dirty Sanchez: I can't wait to pee on your head.

[Airplanes fly over the set during an outtake]

Big Baby Chips: Citizens of Mudbug, as you are well aware... there's an airplane in town... we're building an airport.

Big Baby Chips: [first lines; looks at cards] Ooh. Ooh, that's pretty. That's real pretty. Four naked ladies and a one-eyed jack. You got my money, motherfuckers?

Dusty Poot: Big Baby, I don't know what it is about you, but getting chips has been sho' easy with you.

Big Baby Chips: You know, you're right, Poot. It is easy getting paid in this town. Too easy, and for far too long. I sense a terrible trouble coming this way, which could mean problems, for me and my motherfuckin' moneyyyyyyyy!

Big Baby Chips: So, Mr. Stank...

Raw Stank: Yeah.

Big Baby Chips: You still in love with that whore?

Raw Stank: Man, I kiss one horse, man, and y'all are still trippin'.

Big Baby Chips: I said "whore", not "horse".

Raw Stank: Who, Miss Angel?

Big Baby Chips: Yeah.

Raw Stank: Yeah, I fingered her a couple times.

Big Baby Chips: Well, I suppose I did as well.

Raw Stank: Huh?

Sheriff Fred Freckles: Of course you know there are no guns allowed within Mud Bug city limits...

Big Baby Chips: Yeah? So?

Raw Stank: So motherfuckin' what, man?

Dusty Poot: Yeah, so the BUCK what?

Sheriff Fred Freckles: Well, it's just that I'm gonna have to ask you to hand over your weapons to me.

[entire saloon breaks out in laughter, then quiets down]

Sheriff Fred Freckles: I'm being serious now.

Big Baby Chips: Oh, okay, sheriff.

[brings out his pistol for him to take]

Big Baby Chips: Here you go.

Sheriff Fred Freckles: Thank you.

[as he reaches for it, Big Baby immediately flips it over and shoots Freckles' hat off his head, saloon laughs again]

Big Baby Chips: You know, if you weren't so damn entertaining, I'd have to KILL yo' ass!

Raw Stank: Listen up, people! We got a special treat for y'all! Here, at the Mud Bug Hootenanny Hoedown!

Dusty Poot: Playin' the twin-barrel machine guns with that sweeeeeet salsa twist...

Raw Stank: Ya' big homie...

Dusty Poot: The one, the only...

Raw Stank: [in unison with Poot] ... Big Baby Chips!

Big Baby Chips: [emerges from inside the piano with machine gun in each hand] THE WICKED CLOWNS WILL NEVER DIE, MUTHAFUCKAS!