Big Al Quotes in Death Wish V: The Face of Death (1994)

Big Al: Mr. O'Shea... Mr. O'Shea...

Tommy O'Shea: [Pulling Al by his necktie] That's my name.

Big Al: Mr. O'Shea is this...

Tommy O'Shea: You're repeating yourself.

Big Al: Is this necessary?

Tommy O'Shea: You're boring the shit out of me. You know what your problem is? *You know what your problem is?*

Big Al: [choking] What?

Tommy O'Shea: You and your boss think you don't have to service your partners anymore. Let me tell you something, I'm partnered up with over 35 companies, all of them are very responsive and very helpful. With the exception of this company, because this company is too fat. And you, *you're too fat!*

[Tommy pushes Al onto a table where he is restrained by Sal and Chuck]

Tommy O'Shea: Look at you, you look like a beached whale.

Big Al: Mr. O'Shea...

Sal Paconi: Al, Al, I tried to warn you didn't I, you wouldn't listen.

[Tommy picks up a nearby saw and turns it on, upon seeing the saw, Al begins struggling]

Tommy O'Shea: Look what we have here!

[Tommy moves the saw closer to Al's stomach, but he suddenly turns it off]

Tommy O'Shea: Just acting, just acting Albert, relax.

Tommy O'Shea: [lifting up Al's shirt] Oh seriousness, my god!

Sal Paconi: That's gross.

Tommy O'Shea: Big tub of guts. I think you oughta have Dr. O'Shea's one second weight loss.

[O'Shea turns the saw back on as Al begins struggling again, but Sal quickly restrains him. Chuck takes out a gun and points it at Al's head]

Big Al: No! No!

Chuck Paconi: Don't move fat man!

[Reg notices what is happening, and walks over to the scene]

Sal Paconi: I think Al's got the message here don't you Al? Huh? Don't you? Well don't you?

[Tommy cuts into the side of Al's stomach with the saw, Al screams loudly as he rolls over a little. Tommy turns off the saw as he, Sal, and Chuck back away to avoid the blood]

[to Irv, while he acts as the Oracle]

Kim: We've been talking about starting a family, and, well...

Big Al: Big Al's just gonna come out and say it: I'm scared, man.

Irv: Being a parent is the most rewarding thing ever. And I know you're going to be a great father.

Kim: [talking loud] Excuse me. Is this Pangloss Tours?

Georgia: Group B?

Big Al: Sweet marble cake! She speaks American.

Ken: Hey big fellow, how many bells have you got on the old dickory?

Big Al: [kinda shocked] What the hell is he saying?

Sue: Oh wake up, Australia. He wants to know what time it is.

Big Al: Kimmy, what time is it back in the States?

Kim: Oh, Al, honey. We gotta get to the room. I'm ovulating. Like now!

Big Al: Kimmy, you know I can't perform on command like that. That's not natural.

Big Al: [about the sacrament box in the church] Everything's got its price. Let's go find that preacher.

Big Al: Nobody touches Big Al's hottie.

Georgia: Hey, listen. It's not a big deal but my name is not Angie or Angie.

Big Al: Yeah, we know. It's Georgia.

Georgia: So why do you call me Angie?

Big Al: Look at you. You look just like Angelina Jolie.

Kim: You know that actress that adopts everybody. We love her.

Big Al: You must get that all the time.

Georgia: I do, yes.

Officer Hamm: Have you seen this boy?

[Holds up a picture of Beary]

Big Al: Yep, only in real life he's a lot bigger, and not all teeny and flat like that!

Beary Barrington: What's that?

Big Al: That there's a sign.

Reed Thimple: What is that?

Big Al: A sign.

Officer Cheets: What is that?

Big Al: [throws hammer down] That's a SIGN!

Henry: Get the band back together?

Big Al: You could do that.

Henry: For a show you need equipment, and tickets, and *people*, and everything.

Big Al: I could do that.

Henry: Oh, Al. Let's face it, in a week, some teenager's gonna be teaching us how to operate a deep-fryer.

[pause]

Big Al: We could do that.

Big Al: I'm chubby... but I'm quick!

Big Al: Im about finished waiting for my money, punk.

Big Al: Move on nigger, before I carpet my cell with your black skin.

Big Al: And now for my brown brothers... Sorry no tortillas!

Sonny: Hey man, how you doin'? Rich...

[offers handshake]

Sonny: [Richard refuses handshake]

Sonny: You ok?

Richard: Mmh

[nods head]

Sonny: You know the lads had this ridiculous idea th...

Richard: [Richard interrupts him before he can finish off the sentence] Yeah, it was me.

Sonny: Oh it was? Thought so. What are you up to?

Richard: Moochin' about.

Sonny: Moochin' about? In my house?

Richard: Mmh

Sonny: Do you always paint men? Like women?... What are you doin' lad?

Richard: That's my concern.

Sonny: Not with being in my house. Where are you staying?

Richard: Motson's farm. Gonna come see me are ya?

Sonny: Maybe I will. You're not afraid of me are ya?

[Richard smiles & shakes head implying he isn't afraid]

Tuff: Why doesn't he just chin him?

Big Al: He's weighing him up, he's weighing him up, shut up.

Sonny: You're making me very nervous, Richard.

Richard: Well you should be. If I were you, i'd get in that fuckin' car and i'd get out of here man. I'd gather them goonies and get whatever you've got comin' mate... 'cause i'm gonna fucking hit you all.

Sonny: I don't like being threatened, Rich'.

Richard: I'm not threatening you mate. It's beyond fucking words. I watched over you when you were asleep and I looked at your fucking neck and I was that far away from slicing it.

Richard: [Richard opens up his hand right hand and points towards his palm] You're fucking there mate!

[Richard clenches his hand]

Richard: So get in that car... and FUCK OFF!

Richard: You get to me first!

Sonny: I just might.

Rachel Carruthers: We have to get out of Haddonfield. The state police are on their way. Let them handle it.

Unger: I don't know about you, Earl, but that makes sense to me. Let's get the hell out!

Big Al: We've got a police station. Let the troopers have him. That's what they get paid for.

Earl: Screw it. Let's get out of here.