Bickford Shmeckler Quotes in Bickford Shmeckler's Cool Ideas (2006)

Bickford Shmeckler: Everything is awesome. Fundamentally.

Bickford Shmeckler: We exist in this narrow band of perception. It makes something as simple as just thinking clearly, frankly, impossible.

[first lines]

Bickford Shmeckler: That's too eloquent not to be true!

Bill: What's the cool idea?

Bickford Shmeckler: A unified theory of everything. It's not a big deal.

Spaceman: You disappeared on us.

Bickford Shmeckler: Yeah. I constantly disappear and reappear, it's a thing I do, sub-atomically. It's happened several times in this conversation already, but it happens so fast that you couldn't perceive it.

Bickford Shmeckler: I'm involved in a herculean struggle for sanity here, Sarah. I don't have time to deal with your pithy, uh... pith.

Sarah Witt: Quit punishing yourself for being a virgin. It's the human condition, we were all born virgins! Maybe you're just a late bloomer. I was born a virgin too, you know.