Beverly Sutphin Quotes in Serial Mom (1994)

Dottie Hinkle: Hello?

Beverly Sutphin: Is this the Cocksucker residence?

Dottie Hinkle: God damn you! Stop calling here!

Beverly Sutphin: Is this Four Two One Five Pussy Way?

Dottie Hinkle: You bitch!

Beverly Sutphin: Now let me check the ZIP code. Two-one-two-fuck-you?

Dottie Hinkle: The police are tracing this call this very minute.

Beverly Sutphin: Well, Dottie Hinkle, then why aren't they here, huh, fuckface?

Dottie Hinkle: FUCK YOU!

[hangs up]

Beverly Sutphin: Hahahaha!

[immediately calls her back]

Dottie Hinkle: DIDN'T I JUST SAY FUCK YOU?

Beverly Sutphin: [in a different voice] I beg your pardon?

Dottie Hinkle: Who is this?

Beverly Sutphin: Mrs. Wilson from the telephone company. I understand you're having problems with an obscene phone caller?

Dottie Hinkle: Yes, I am. I'm sorry, Mrs. Wilson. But this is driving me crazy! I've had my number changed twice already. I'm a divorced woman, please help me.

Beverly Sutphin: Well what exactly does this sick individual say to you?

Dottie Hinkle: I can't say the words out loud, I don't use bad language.

Beverly Sutphin: Oh well, I know it's difficult but we need to know the exact words.

Dottie Hinkle: I'll try. Cocksucker, that's what she calls me.

Beverly Sutphin: [reverting to the original voice] LISTEN TO YOUR FILTHY MOUTH, YA FUCKIN' WHORE!

Dottie Hinkle: GODDAMN YOU!

Beverly Sutphin: MOTHERFUCKER!

Dottie Hinkle: COCKSUCKER!

Beverly Sutphin: So you admit you just lied?

Dottie Hinkle: No I don't, you bitch!

Judge: Watch your mouth Mrs. Hinkle.

[Beverly whispers "fuck you" to Dottie]

Dottie Hinkle: Did you see that? She just said "Fuck you" to me!

Beverly: Let the records show I'm merely standing here!

Dottie Hinkle: Fuck you too, you whore!

Misty Sutphin: He killed people, mom.

Beverly Sutphin: We all have our bad days.

[Juror #8 is talking on a payphone when Beverly grabs the receiver from her]

Beverly Sutphin: You can't wear white after Labor Day!

Juror #8: That's not true anymore.

Beverly Sutphin: Yes it is! Didn't your mother tell you? Now you know.

[she whacks her in the face with the phone]

Juror #8: No! Please! Fashion has changed!

Beverly Sutphin: No... it hasn't.

[she hits her again]

Beverly Sutphin: Are those pussywillows?

Rosemary Ackerman: Dried ones. Aren't they pretty?

Dottie Hinkle: What did you just say?

Beverly Sutphin: [in the stalker voice] Pussywillows, Dottie!

Beverly Sutphin: Do you think I need a lawyer?

Chip Sutphin: You need an agent.

Beverly Sutphin: Officers, life doesn't have to be ugly. See, look at the birds out there. Listen to their call: "Oo-ee! Oo-ee! Oo-ee! Oo-ee! Oo-ee!"

Misty Sutphin: I'm stood up! I'll kill that bastard! I mean it, he should be dead that lousy creep! He told me he'd be here! I'll kill him!

Beverly Sutphin: Umm, don't use words unless you mean them, Misty.

Beverly Sutphin: I don't like to read about movies. They're so violent.