Betty Haynes Quotes in White Christmas (1954)

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Betty Haynes Quotes:

  • Phil Davis: We like to take care of our friends.

    Betty Haynes: We're practically strangers!

    Phil Davis: Well... well, we'd like to take care of that, too.

    Judy Haynes: But... but you might get yourself in an awful jam. Why should you? I mean, what's in it for you?

    Phil Davis: Forty-five minutes all to myself.

  • Betty Haynes: [finding Judy and Phil embracing] What is this? The best two outta three?

    Judy Haynes: I guess I got carried away.

    Phil Davis: Yes, she carried me right with her - I don't weigh very much.

  • Bob Wallace: Miss Haynes, if you're ever under a falling building and somebody runs up and offers to pick you up and carry you to safety, don't think, don't pause, don't hesitate for a moment, just spit in his eye.

    Betty Haynes: What did that mean?

    Bob Wallace: It means we're going to Vermont.

  • [Bob leaves to go make a phone call]

    Phil Davis: [sighs] I don't know what he's up to, but he's got that Rodgers and Hammerstein look again.

    Betty Haynes: Is that bad?

    Phil Davis: Not bad, but always expensive.

  • Betty Haynes: [singing "Gee I Wish I Was Back In The Army"] The Army was the place to find romance: Soldiers and WACs / The WACs who dressed in slacks / Dancing cheek-to-cheek and pants-to-pants.

  • Betty Haynes: Mr. Bones? Mr. Bones? How do you feel, Mr. Bones?

    Phil Davis: Rattlin'!

    Betty Haynes: Mr. Bones feels rattlin'. Ha ha. That's a good one. Tell a little story, Mr. Bones.

    Bob Wallace: A funny little story, Mr. Bones!

    Phil Davis: How can you stop an angry dog from biting you on Monday?

    Betty Haynes: That joke is old. The answer is to kill the dog on Sunday!

    Phil Davis: That's not the way to stop a dog from biting you on Monday!

    Betty Haynes: How would you bring the thing about?

    Phil Davis: Have the doggy's teeth pulled out!

    Betty Haynes: Oh, Mr. Bones, that's terrible!

    Phil Davis: Uh-huh.

    Betty HaynesBob Wallace: Yes, Mr. Bones, that's terrible!

    Phil Davis: Uh-huh.

  • Betty Haynes: [singing on the train] I wanna wash my hands, my face, my hair with snow.

  • Betty Haynes: Look who's talkin' about guilt!

    Bob Wallace: What do you mean by that?

    Betty Haynes: I mean you shouldn't mix fairy tales with liverwurst and buttermilk.

    Bob Wallace: What d'you have for lunch today?

    Betty Haynes: I didn't have lunch.

    Bob Wallace: Well, maybe you ought to eat some.

    Betty Haynes: Why is everybody suddenly so concerned about my eating habits? Why don't people just leave me alone?

  • [last lines]

    Phil DavisBob WallaceBetty HaynesJudy Haynes: [singing] ... And may all your Christmases be white. MERRY CHRISTMAS!

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