Bette Altmann Quotes in The Angriest Man in Brooklyn (2014)

[from trailer]

Bette Altmann: Henry, what's going on?

Henry Altmann: We have to have sex, immediately! I don't have a lot of time...

[from trailer]

Bette Altmann: I wish you were dead!

Henry Altmann: Well, it's your lucky day!

Bette Altmann: Sex isn't some magic switch you pull just because you're feeling a momentary twinge of guilt.

Henry Altmann: Guilt! What guilt?

Bette Altmann: About being horrible.

Henry Altmann: Who said I was horrible?

Bette Altmann: Oh, I thought that part was obvious.

Bette Altmann: You always were a little bit of a jerk, but you were an amusing jerk. But since Peter, you're just a jerk.

Bette Altmann: Do you have family, Dr. Gill?

Sharon Gill: No. Not really? Well, Mom and Dad in Wisconsin. But, you know, divorced, married. Thrice! Thanksgivings are a mess. Guess, uh... Guess I don't know "normal."

Aaron Altmann: The only normal people there are are the ones you don't know very well.

Bette Altmann: [with rage] Fuck you!

Henry Altmann: [in affirmation] Yeah.

Bette Altmann: Oh, you still want that husband-wife moment?

Henry Altmann: Maybe.

Bette Altmann: Do you even remember the last time we had sex?

Henry Altmann: Yeah, umm...

Bette Altmann: Well I don't, because I have sex all the time just not with you.