Beth Cooper Quotes in I Love You, Beth Cooper (2009)

Beth Cooper: You embarrassed me.

Denis Cooverman: Uh...

Beth Cooper: But it was so sweet, I'll have to let you live.

Beth Cooper: Am I everything you've ever masturbated to?

Beth Cooper: Thank you... for loving me.

Denis Cooverman: What's not to love? You remember that.

[from trailer]

Beth Cooper: [shopping at a convenience store, picks up bag of Suzie-Q's] Suzie-Q's, yum!

Denis Cooverman: My mom says yum.

Beth Cooper: [seductively] Yum.

Denis Cooverman: Not like that.

Denis Cooverman: I'm sorry I'm so pathetic.

Beth Cooper: Let me tell you something. All boys are pathetic.

Denis Cooverman: Well, then I apologize on behalf of all boys. And sorry for all the wars and stuff.

Beth Cooper: You're funny.

Beth Cooper: You see the thing is high school was great for me. Had a great, great ride... and now it's over. You? You're gonna go off and become a doctor and cure cancer or whatever new diseases there are. But this? This is about it for me. Everything in my life from here on out is just gonna be... ordinary.

Denis Cooverman: Wow... that's umm... such bullshit. Cause the Beth Cooper I know? The Beth Cooper that I now know is the most alive person... I've ever met. The Beth Cooper I know she's not gonna have an ordinary life she's gonna have an amazing life. Slightly insane but, never uninteresting, always ass-kicking, life.

Beth Cooper: How do you know that?

Denis Cooverman: Cause I'm a very smart guy.

[from trailer]

Beth Cooper: [to Denis] Still love me?

[from trailer]

Beth Cooper: [to Denis] You really need to get out more.