Bert Schnick Quotes in Shock Treatment (1981)

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Bert Schnick Quotes:

  • Bert Schnick: Hey, folks, it's Ricky from the Rest Home!

    'Rest Home' Ricky: Hey, Bert!

    Bert Schnick: Hey, Ricky.

    'Rest Home' Ricky: I've come for Mr. Majors.

    Bert Schnick: Brad will learn how to care in the surgical chair!

    'Rest Home' Ricky: [to Janet] Nothing serious, I hope?

    Janet Majors: Oh, no, just a routine checkup.

    Bert Schnick: Just a "routine checkup," eh, viewers?

    [chuckles]

  • Bert Schnick: [in song] Ever since I was the eine kleine herren/It was the Cordon Bleu for which I am most carin'/And the one taste treat so sweet, it really can't be beat/Is what we have, ja, how you are, caviar, that little black mess!

  • [Audience cheers as Bert dances in]

    Bert Schnick: Hoopla Denton!

    Audience: Hoopla Bert!

    [Audience cheers more]

  • Bert Schnick: [after sending Brad to Dentonvale] The subject is committed. As are we all.

  • Bert Schnick: [to himself] They should be sent to the Danube at dawn.

    Ralph Hapschatt: What?

    Bert Schnick: Just... memories.

  • Bert Schnick: [as Brad is wheeled away] The subject is committed! As are we all...

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