Bert Parks Quotes in The Freshman (1990)

Bert Parks: Tequila! - - Ladies and Gentlemen, your cohost for this evening, Mr. Carmine Sabatini - with Carmine are his beautiful daughter Tina and her fiancé Mr. Clark Kellogg from the great state of Montana! Let's have a nice Gourmet Club welcome for Carmine and the happy couple. - - Tequila!

Bert Parks: Ladies and Gentlemen, this is the moment we've all been waiting for. A moment that makes the Gourmet Club the special place that it is. Our main course, served for the very last time, on this - our planet Earth, your Komodo dragon.

[singing]

Bert Parks: Oh, there he is - your Komodo dragon, Yes, there he is, one of eight. With so many species, he took the town by storm with his - continental taste and charms, And there he is, close from the end, he is, your Komodo dragon.

Bert Parks: [singing] Well, I ain't gonna work on Maggie's farm no more; No, I ain't gonna work on Maggie's farm no more; When I wake up in the morning, throw my hands and pray for rain, I got a head full of ideas and they're drivin' me insane...