Bernie the Gorilla Quotes in Zookeeper (2011)

Bernie the Gorilla: [after seeing T.G.I. Friday's in person for the first time] Shut up.

Pizza Guy: Okay, let's review your order. That will be 64 meat lovers pizzas and 32 caesar salads. Can we interest you in our new fudge roll?

Bernie the Gorilla: [Bernie turns to Barry who shakes his head yes] Yes.

TGIF Waitress: And you, sir?

Bernie the Gorilla: Thirty oranges.

Bernie the Gorilla: Wait a second, what the heck is Benihana?

Bernie the Gorilla: I didn't do it, you know.

Griffin Keyes: I'm sorry?

Bernie the Gorilla: I didn't attack him.

Griffin Keyes: Oh, yeah, he says you did though.

Bernie the Gorilla: He's a liar, okay? He never treats us with any respect. To get us to move, he prods us with a long stick with a nail in the end of it. One day, I guess I wasn't walking fast as he wanted me to, so he swung the stick at me, but I caught it, and he slipped and fell. He told everyone I attacked him.

Griffin Keyes: Wow, I never knew any of that.

Bernie the Gorilla: And my only mistake was assuming he would tell the truth. I guess that's what humans do. They lie.

Griffin Keyes: Not all humans, Bernie.

Bernie the Gorilla: [as Griffin goes in Shane's house] Hey, don't leave me in the van; I'm out of the zoo without my iZod.

Griffin Keyes: Bern, I gotta do this on my own. I'll sit at another table.

Bernie the Gorilla: You won't even know I'm there. I've got unbelievable mingling skills.

Griffin Keyes: Bernie, you're a gorilla.

Bernie the Gorilla: WOW! I can't believe you just went there.