Berke Landers Quotes in Get Over It (2001)


Berke Landers Quotes:

  • Berke Landers: Striker I'd be careful with that accent if I were you. Because You're beginning to sound a lot like Mary Poppins.

    Striker: Look I don't know what you are blathering about but if I were you...

    [get's up in Fosters face]

    Berke Landers: Are you wearing makeup?

    Striker: That's it... careful Landers I do believe that you are trifling with danger

    [takes out nunchucks]

    Berke Landers: Who keeps nunchucks in their pants?

  • Berke Landers: [singing] Kiss a little longer, stay close a little longer...

    Dr. Desmond Forest Oates: PROJECTION MR. BERKE... projection.


    Berke Landers: Kiss a little longer, stay close a little longer...

    Kelly: Hold tight a little longer... longer with Big Red.

    Berke Landers: That Big Red freshness lasts right through it.

    Kelly and Basin: Your fresh breath goes on and on...

    Everyone: While you chew it. So say goodbye a little longer, make it last a little longer...

    Berke Landers: Give your breath long-lasting freshness... WITH BIG RED.

    [Cheers from the audience]

  • Kelly: Are you crying?

    Berke Landers: No, you're squeezing my puncture wound.

  • Berke Landers: O fair Hermia, thou art so incredibly hot and stuff.

  • Berke Landers: Felix, I've taken pisses longer than your last three relationships.

  • Berke Landers: For the first time in my life, I was in love. And I knew it would last forever... Boy was I a dumb ass.

  • Berke Landers: You're my parents, for God's sake, stop trusting me.

  • Striker: I don't even know what you're doing here Landers, but if some guy dazzled his way into my ex-girlfriends fancy I'd be doing the same thing... only I'd have a bigger part.

    Berke Landers: [nonchalant] You dropped your sword.

  • Berke Landers: Sorry, sir, there was a big accident.

    Coach Hibble: You are *so* lucky I'm not Bobby Knight!

  • [first lines]

    Berke Landers: [narrating] She was the first girl to see me naked. Granted we were 7 years old at the time, but I had a feeling, even then. There's really something about the first girl you play doctor with. Maybe it's cosmic or something. Or perhaps it's just that she's seen your package and didn't run away screaming. Whatever it was, Allison and I were made for each other. A perfect fit. So, when her family moved away, I knew that some day, some how, fate would bring us back together.

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