Berke Quotes in Get Over It (2001)
Berke Quotes:
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[Berke and Felix talking on phone]
Berke: So whatcha doin?
Felix: Nothing, just watching Chester screw the rubber tree.
Berke: What, is that some kind of expression?
Felix: No, we're babysitting my aunt's dog for the weekend, it's some... kind of... hormonal imbalance...?
[tilts head]
Berke: Wow.
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Berke: [reading the school play] Captain of the fairy band, Helena is close at hand. I'm understanding about every word of this shit.
Kelly: [Kelly and Basin enters] Berke.
Berke: Hey.
Kelly: What happened to your face?
Berke: A long story.
Kelly: A Midsummer Night's Dream? What, are you gonna try out for the show?
Berke: Kinda, sor - Maybe.
Kelly: Well, you know, if you're serious about it, I'm kinda good at that stuff.
Berke: Really?
Basin: Have you heard her songs?
[patting Kelly's shoulder]
Basin: She's only like the next Josie Mitchell.
Kelly: [putting her hand on Basin's shoulder] Joni Mitchell.
Berke: I-I could actually use some help. So, tommorow, coffee?
Kelly: Okay. Coffee would be great.
Berke: Okay.
Kelly: Bye.
Berke: Bye.
[Kelly and Basin leaves]
Basin: [mocking Kelly's words] If you're serious, I'm kinda good at that stuff.
Kelly: Shut up.
Basin: [mocking Kelly's words] Shut up!
[pats Kelly]
Kelly: [gasps] What?
Basin: Did you see Dennis staring at me again?
Kelly: Oh, I know, totally.
Basin: I told you.
-- Berke
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