Benson Quotes in Time Bandits (1981)
Benson Quotes:
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Evil: Oh, Benson... Dear Benson, you are so mercifully free of the ravages of intelligence.
Benson: Oh, you say such nice things, Master.
Evil: Yes I know, I'm sorry!
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Evil: Oh, Robert, Benson! I feel the power of evil coursing through my veins, filling every corner of my being with the desire to do wrong! I feel so bad, Benson!
Benson: Good! Good!
Evil: Yes, it is good, for this is the worst kind of badness that I'm feeling!
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Evil: If you're wrong, Benson, my revenge will be slow and unpleasant. I will turn you inside out over a very long period of time.
Benson: Oh, thank you, master, thank you!
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Benson: We can make beans into peas!
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[Alex is about to touch Hector's storage tube]
Benson: No taction contact!
Alex: You mean, "Don't touch?"
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Benson: Yes, you have a great body. May I use it?
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Benson: I wish you would talk! You know you can; why won't you talk?
Hector: NOT YET READY
Benson: Why not? What have I done wrong?
Hector: MURDER
Benson: Not that! Blank that; that's not what I meant.
Hector: BLANKED AS ORDERED
Benson: That was an improper thought leakage. - What have I done wrong?
Hector: YOU FAILED COURSE
Benson: Don't get smart.
Hector: WHAT SHALL I GET
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Benson: Are you aware of Alex?
Hector: AFFIRMATIVE
Benson: What do you think?
Hector: BEAUTIFUL
Benson: What do YOU know about it? Don't get ideas about your station, Hector.
Hector: KILLER
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Benson: Now tell me. Can you talk? Or are you malfunctioning?
Hector: I AM NOT MALFUNCTIONING - YOU ARE
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Benson: Saturn 3. When they want to give the Solar System...
Adam: give the Solar System an enema, that's where they stick the tube in. We've heard that one!
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Alex: Haven't you even had a dog?
Benson: A few times.
Alex: Well, didn't they have names?
Benson: Just something to eat.
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Lord Foxley: Benson, do you hate me with every fiber of your body?
Benson: Most definitely, sir.
Lord Foxley: [laughs] You see! Deaf as a bloody doorknob!
Benson: [to Lady Foxley] Not every fiber, Your Ladyship.
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Kerwin: Have you got anything you can change into?
Benson: Why?
Kerwin: So you look sexy! Well, I mean, you're all we've got!
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Benson: Let me ask you something Sir. Why did you choose me for this job?
Chief Wilkins: Because you're a good cop, Benson, a real good cop. And because of your cute ass.
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Baron Wolf von Frankenstein: That's enough Benson. Left ventricle. And look here Benson, look at this. Do you know what those are?
Benson: No, Sir.
Baron Wolf von Frankenstein: Bullets. Crude bullets in his heart but he still lives.
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Benson: [mumbles]
Dr. John Ellis: [operating on Benson] What was that?
Dr. Robert Morris: Patient.
Dr. John Ellis: You all right, Mr. Benson?
Benson: [groggily] Fine... fine...
Dr. John Ellis: Any pain?
Benson: No...
Dr. John Ellis: Good. Just relax now.
Benson: You too doctor...
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[Benson is describing what he smells before he has a seizure]
Benson: It smells like pig shit in turpentine.
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Benson: [Receiving continuous stimulations from his brain implant] LET IT STOP! LET IT STOP! LET IT STOP! LET IT STOP! LET IT STOPPP! LETTTT ITTTT STOPPP!
-- Benson
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