Ben Healy Quotes in Problem Child 2 (1991)

Ben Healy: Junior, you remember Ms. Klaukinski.

Junior: How could I forget? Her pie gave us the runs.

Ben Healy: Junior's getting worse, we can't even figure out what he did to that dog!

Ben Healy: Junior, now you get out of this car! You are going to school.

Junior: No way I'd rather eat a turd!

Ben Healy: Junior, we are new here in this community. Can't we, at least, attempt to fit in?

Junior: What're you getting angry at me for? I didn't do it. I just watched it.

Ben Healy: Yes, and so did the entire neighborhood.

Junior: I didn't hear any complaints.