Ben Healey Quotes in Problem Child 2 (1991)

Ben Healey: Junior, 3rd grade is the foundation of a great education. If you don't go, you'll only hurt yourself.

Junior Healy: I'm sure I'll take a few others down with me.

[after Junior shows the town a video of his babysitter and her boyfriend having sex]

Ben Healey: Junior, we're new here! Can't we at least attempt to fit in?

Junior Healey: What are you getting onto me for? I didn't do anything. I just watched it.

Ben Healey: Yes, and so did the entire neighborhood.

Junior Healey: I didn't hear any complaints.