Ben Clark Quotes in The Sunshine Boys (1975)

Ben Clark: I'm getting chest pains. You give me chest pains!

Willy Clark: It's my fault you get excited?

Ben Clark: Yes! I only get chest pains on Wednesdays!

Willy Clark: So come Tuesdays.

Ben Clark: You're not supposed to eat pickles. It's high sodium.

Willy Clark: I spit out the sodium.

Ben Clark: How do you do, Mr. Lewis. I'm Ben Clark, Willy's nephew.

Al Lewis: [shaking hands] Oh?... oh! Willy's nephew Ben. Sure, hello. How are you?

Ben Clark: Fine, sir.

Al Lewis: Good, good. You're Willy's nephew Ben. How are you?

Ben Clark: Fine, sir, very good. It was nice of you to see me.

Al Lewis: Really? When was that?

Ben Clark: [after a pause] Today...

[laughing nervously]

Ben Clark: Heh, heh, it was nice of you to see me today.

Al Lewis: Certainly. Today is fine. As a matter of fact, I was expecting you today.

Mrs. Doris Green, Al's Daughter: Please sit down, Mr. Clark.

Al Lewis: Why doesn't he sit down?

Ben Clark: [sitting down] Thank you very much.

Ben Clark: Shut up!

Ben Clark: It's a very happy moment for me.

Ben Clark: Crazy freakin' old man!