Beetroot McKinley Quotes in Twins (1988)

Beetroot McKinley: [answers the phone] Beetroot McKinley talking. Who is this?

Vincent Benedict: Uh... Webster - calling from California. I happen to have something, uh, some merchandise, that you, uh, that you might want.

Beetroot McKinley: Well, bring it to me, son. Let me enrich you.

Vincent Benedict: Well, uh, Mr. Beetroot, it's the amount of enrichment that I wanted to talk about.

Beetroot McKinley: Don't try and renegotiate with old Beetroot, son.

Vincent Benedict: Look, Beetroot, if we can't renegotiate, we wither and die. Look, there's no way Mr. Beetroot, that I am gonna deliver any damn Cadillac, unless I know for sure that I have... TWENTY for my cut.

Beetroot McKinley: Twenty? You little shit-for-brains peckerwood! You're out of your goddamn crazy diseased greedy mind!

Vincent Benedict: Well, I guess that seems a little high for you.

Beetroot McKinley: YEAH.

Vincent Benedict: Well, I'm a reasonable man, uh, how 'bout fifteen?

Beetroot McKinley: The deal is FIVE!

Vincent Benedict: FIVE? I can do better than five here.

Beetroot McKinley: If you can do better than five million dollars, then, son, you take it.

Vincent Benedict: [starts to have trouble breathing]

Vincent Benedict: [having trouble talking] Beetroot, I'll see you in Houston. After all, fair is fair. I'll just have to find it in my heart to live with your offer.

Beetroot McKinley: Well, good.

Vincent Benedict: [they both hang up] Five MILLION! Five MILLION dollars! Five MILLION dollars!