Beer Guy Quotes in Feast (2005)

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Beer Guy Quotes:

  • Coach: Oh dear.

    Honey Pie: What? What's he doing?

    Bozo: They're humping!

    Beer Guy: Aw man! The monsters are doing it doggy style.

    Hot Wheels: Monster sex.

  • Honey Pie: [Re: first monster trapped and killed] Jeez, it took all that? All those bullets?

    Beer Guy: That's the LITTLE one? We can't fight these things! No way!

    Heroine: We can still fight them. We just gotta be clever.

    Coach: Maybe we don't have to fight them at all.

    Bozo: Yeah, why don't we just call 'em names.

  • Beer Guy: I think were gonna be okay, guys. Yeah, I think were gonna be alright. You know, this is just some leaky barrel, radiation, toxic dump waste, enviro-crap, freak-beast accident that crawled out of the sewer, man. That's all this is.

  • Bozo: Any more ideas, Animal Planet?

    Coach: I-I was just being proactive!

    Bartender: Hey Dipshit, I didn't see you helpin' did I...

    Bozo: Oh, go douche, Grandpa!

    Beer Guy: What now?

    Tuffy: We're stuck in here, that's what.

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