Beeman Quotes in Herbie Fully Loaded (2005)

Beeman: I wouldn't insult him if I was you. He's sensitive.

Crazy Dave: He's a car.

Beeman: Yeah, I know. It's just that he's proud. That's all I'm saying. The shed I got him out of was just full of these old trophies. I think he used to be a racecar.

Crazy Dave: A racecar?

[chuckles]

Crazy Dave: Yeah. You know, I bet it took first place in the Ugly-anapolis 500.

Beeman: [his last lines] I know you've never had much faith, you've never had much reason to. But, that doesn't mean that we don't have faith... in you.

John Constantine: So, what's new?

Beeman: Bullet shavings from the assassination attempt on the Pope... Holy-water ampoules from the River Jordan... and - oh, you'll love this... Screech beetle from Amityville.

[He hands John a matchbox. John shakes it, and a tiny squeak comes out. He gives Beeman a look]

Beeman: Yeah, it's funny to you, but to the fallen, that's like nails on a chalkboard.

John Constantine: What is it, exactly, with you and bugs?

Beeman: I just like them.

John Constantine: Yeah. Who doesn't?

[He picks up a tube]

Beeman: Yeah, easy there, hero. That's dragon's breath.

John Constantine: I thought you couldn't get it anymore.

Beeman: Yeah, well, I, uh, I know a guy who knows a guy.

[John fires a blast of fire from the tube]

Beeman: So, uh, what's the action?

John Constantine: I just pulled a soldier demon out of a little girl. Looked like it was trying to come through. Yeah, I know how it sounds.

Beeman: No, we're finger puppets to them, John, not doorways. They can work us, but, they can't come through onto our plane.

John Constantine: Check the scrolls, anyway. See if there's any precedent.

Beeman: Sure thing, John. Uh, anything else?

John Constantine: Wouldn't happen to have anything for a, uh...

Beeman: [produces a bottle of cough syrup] On the house.

Beeman: This is the Sign of Mammon.