Beauregard Quotes in The Great Muppet Caper (1981)
Beauregard Quotes:
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Kermit: Now if we want to get Miss Piggy out of jail, we're gonna have to catch those thieves red-handed.
[Beauregard raises his hand]
Kermit: Yes, Beau?
Beauregard: What color are their hands now?
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Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: I suggest we jump.
Fozzie: Are you crazy? That's at least a hundred feet!
Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: I didn't say it was a *good* suggestion.
Beauregard: Maybe we could jump part-way.
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Beauregard: Takes awhile to get to know the town.
Fozzie: How long have you lived in London?
Beauregard: All my life.
Kermit: How come you don't have an English accent?
Beauregard: Hey, I'm lucky to have a driver's license!
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Beauregard: What's your room number?
Kermit: What?
Fozzie: I don't know, but we're on the second floor.
Beauregard: Oh, I'm sorry. I can only take you as far as the lobby.
-- Beauregard
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