Beau Quotes in Fags in the Fast Lane (2017)

Beau: One thing I really can't stand is blatant intolerance. Fancy picking on us gentlemen, who have the good taste and decency to indulge in the time honored pleasuring of our fellow man.

Luli McMullen: You kill your own chickens?

Beau: Afirmative.

Luli McMullen: Don't you feel sorry for them?

Beau: Negative.

Luli McMullen: Do you name them before you kill them?

Beau: Uh nope, I name them after I kill them.

Luli McMullen: Yeah, "lunch" and "dinner".

Beau: [hearty laughing] Yeah. Yeah.

Beau: Yo. I'm Beau.

Jarod: Hey. Jarod.

Beau: So... you pitch? Or catch?

Jarod: I pitch. How about you?

Beau: Pitcher in the streets. Catcher in the sheets.

Jarod: ...So, what are the chances of us playin' some ball, sometime?

Beau: What are the chances of you whackin' this ball over that fence?

Beau: Wow, Casey, you're like the cutest red-head I've ever seen.

Casey: Thanks, but, um, I... I'm-I'm blonde.

Beau: Oh, whatever it is, you're smokin'.