Baz Quotes in Turn It Up (2000)

Denzel: I wonder you can't hear worth a shot. You're too fucking wasted.

Baz: I'll just have one when you go, you know?

Denzel: I'm not fucking with you no more. You're fired.

Baz: You firing me?

Denzel: That's what I said. Now get the fuck out of here.

Dave: We're lookin' for our birds, ain't we, ya wazzock!

Immigration 1: I think their interest in them is sexual.

Baz: Too fuckin' right it's sexual. Our Sandra gives him a hard-on!

Immigration 1: What did he say? What did you just say?

Baz: [speaking slowly] Our Sandra. Him. Hard-on!

Immigration 2: Osama Bin Laden?

[Baz and Dave are shown being deported to Afghanistan]

Baz: [as he throttles Andy the wife beater] Do you deserve to walk this planet?

Baz: Are you worthy of life?

Baz: [to trafficked women in the back of a van] Anyone else here speak English and been raped?

Val: There's a reason for every little event on this planet. Or do you think we're here by accident?

Baz: You don't fight evil by accident