Bayard Quotes in Alice Through the Looking Glass (2016)

Bayard: [after Alice falls from the sky and into a flower bed, her Underland friends surround and greet her] Alice.

White Rabbit: [hops up to Alice and hugs her arm] Alice! Thank goodness you're finally here!

March Hare: It's that girl again!

Tweedledee: Alice! You're back!

[the Bandersnatch roars his greeting and pants, smiling at Alice]

Mallymkun: [to the Bandersnatch] Don't be nice to her. She's late.

Alice Kingsleigh: Have I come at a bad time?

White Queen: On the contrary. We were afraid you weren't coming at all.

Alice Kingsleigh: What's the matter?

White Rabbit: The Hatter's the matter.

Tweedledee: Or the matter of the Hatter.

Tweedledum: The former.

Tweedledee: No, the latter.

White Queen: [rolls her eyes] Tweedles.

[gives them a look as if to say, "Get to the point, please."]

Tweedledee: [in unison with Tweedledum] He's mad.

Alice Kingsleigh: The Hatter?

[the Tweedles nod]

Alice Kingsleigh: Yes, I know.

[climbs out of the flower bed and pulls her hair back in a half-up style]

Alice Kingsleigh: That's his muchness. That's what makes him so... him.

Tweedledee: But he's grown darker. Less dafter.

Tweedledum: Denies himself laughter.

Cheshire Cat: [appears in the tree above them] And no scheme of ours can raise any sort of smile. We rather hoped YOU might help us save him.