Batty Koda Quotes in FernGully: The Last Rainforest (1992)

Batty Koda: [crashes into a tree] I'M BLIND, ON, NO!

[opens his eyes]

Batty Koda: I can see! It's a miracle! Another perfect landing! No worries! I'm okay! Thank you for caring. Just a few bruises.

[sees that no one is listening]

Batty Koda: Nobody cares about me.

Zak: I do you, bat-man.

Batty Koda: You sure?

Zak: I'm positive.

Batty Koda: Only fools are positive.

Zak: Are you sure?

Batty Koda: I'm positive...

[as Zak laughs]

Batty Koda: I fell for it! I should have known!

Crysta: But how can you live without trees?

Zak: Easy.

Crysta: But trees give life. They make the clouds, the water, the air.

Zak: We have air.

Batty Koda: Yeah, if you don't mind getting all your minerals in one breath.

Elder: Now, Crysta, aren't you a little old to believe in human tales?

Batty Koda: Human tails? Humans don't have tails. They have big, big bottoms that they wear with bad shorts. They walk around going, "Hi, Helen".

Batty Koda: [singing] Yo, the name is Batty / The logic is erratic / Potato in a jacket / Toys in the attic / I rock and I ramble / My brain is scrambled / Rap like an animal, but I'm a mammal.

Batty Koda: Gravity works.

[Zak is trying to convince Batty to turn back]

Batty Koda: What're you, crazy, that's lemming talk!

Zak: [hits Batty's antenna] Wrong channel!

Batty Koda: [in English accent] Hail, Caesar! Emperor of Rome!

Zak: [Batty floats offscreen] Wrong channel!

Batty Koda: [back onscreen; imitates John Wayne] Well all right, Gunny! We're goin' to war!

Batty Koda: [singing] I been brain-fried, electrified, infected, and injectified / Vivisectified and fed pesticides / My face is all cut up / Cause my radar's all shut up / Nurse, I need a check-up from the neck up / I'm Batty!

Crysta: But just think. Humans back in the forest!

Batty Koda: Yep. There goes the neighborhood.

Crysta: Be nice, Batty.

Batty Koda: First thing, all these trees go. Then come your highways, then come your shopping malls, and your parking lots, and your convenience stores, and then come...

[Zak shorts out Batty's antenna]

Batty Koda: Price check on prune juice, Bob. Price check on prune juice.

[Crysta pulls Batty from tree he just flew into]

Batty Koda: Oh, sonic interference, what a nightmare... I thought I saw a human...

[sees Zak]

Batty Koda: AH! HUMAN!

[falls from tree]

Crysta: That's a human?

Batty Koda: Yes! Yes! Kill it! Restrain it! Medicate it! Something!

[takes deep breaths]

Batty Koda: Puff up! Puff up! They hate that!

Crysta: What are you doing?

Zak: Carving your name. See? C-R-Y-S...

Crysta: No, no, you mustn't do that! Here.

[puts Zak's hand on the carving in the tree]

Crysta: Can't you feel its pain?

Zak: [in disbelief] Its *pain*?

Crysta: Yes!

Batty Koda: Humans can't feel anything. They're numb from the brain down.

Crysta: Are you okay?

Zak: [screams to his horror] WHAT HAPPENED TO ME! I-I-I'M THREE INCHES TALL!

Crysta: Oh... I shrank you.

Zak: You what?

Crysta: Well, it was the most amazing thing. 'Course, it's not what the spell was really supposed to do, but Magi Lune will fix you.

Zak: You... you shrank me?

Crysta: Yeah!

Batty Koda: Catches on quick, doesn't he?

Batty Koda: Hello, I'm a nocturnal placental mammal of the order pterodidae, or ptero-didn't-I... In case you can't tell, I'm a bat!

Zak: Am I dead?

Crysta: No.

Batty Koda: We can fix that for ya!

Batty Koda: [after saving Crysta and Zak from the leveler] "Don't go," I said. "Bad idea," I said. But would you listen? No. Don't listen to Batty. Well what do we have here? Shoes... animals don't wear shoes... A HUMAN!

Crysta: A TREE!

Batty Koda: WOAH!

[flies into tree... ]

Crysta: Will you both just calm down?

Batty Koda, Zak: He tried to kill you!

Batty Koda, Zak: I did not! You did!

[upon entering FernGully, Batty crashes into a tree]

Batty Koda: Red light!

[crashes into another tree]

Batty Koda: Red light again!

Goanna: [about to eat Zak] Welcome to the food chain.

Crysta: Stop! He's a human!

Goanna: Uhh... what's a human?

Batty Koda: Delicious and nutritious! Tastes just like chicken!

Crysta: [Crysta glares at Batty, then flies over to the Goanna] He's my friend.

Goanna: Any friend of a fairy...

[spits out Zak]

Goanna: ... is a friend of mine.

Crysta: Thanks.

Goanna: You owe me a free dinner after this one.

[Crysta looks at cloud of black smoke coming from Mt. Warning and realizes Batty is not with her]

Crysta: Batty? Batty... Well come on!

Batty Koda: [looks around] My heart! Oh! My heart!

[falls back]

Batty Koda: ... I can't go on... heaven my little wings can't make it!

Crysta: Hmmm maybe you should wait here for me...

Batty Koda: A fabulous idea... only why don't you stay here with me?

Crysta: [kisses his nose] Don't worry I'll be right back

Batty Koda: Why do I not believe you?

Batty Koda: [Hexxus knocks over a headlamp that's about to fall on Batty] Oh, this is gonna hurt...

Batty Koda: I have but one claw, but beware!

Batty Koda: Fasten your seatbelts, it's going to be a bumpy night!

Batty Koda: [follows Crysta] Yeah, this territory looks kinda familiar. Fabulous day in the canopy, isn't it. Well, where do you think you're going?

Crysta: Mount Warning.

[Batty goes stunned an knocks into a tree]

Batty Koda: I know where I am. I know where I am. HEY! You scared me there. For a minute, I thought you said you were going to Mount Warning.

Crysta: Well, I did.

Batty Koda: BUT THERE'RE HUMANS ON MOUNT WARNING!

Crysta: Exactly!

Batty Koda: Fractured fig, fairy bug, come on! Mount Warning is the last place a little fairy like you wants to go. Look at these! D'you think nature did this? D'you think I put this on to get better reception? NO! Humans did this. We should stay here. It's nice here.

Zak: What about you, Crysta? What is it that fairies do?

Crysta: Do?

Zak: Yeah, do you have jobs or something?

Crysta: What's a job?

Zak: Guess that answers that question. Look, what do you do all day?

Crysta: Help things grow.

Zak: Really? That sounds cool.

Crysta: No, usually it's warm.

Zak: No, cool means it's hot.

Crysta: What?

Zak: You know - bodacious, bad, tubular...

Batty Koda: Awesome use of the language, dude.

Zak: As in, you are one bodacious babe.

Crysta: And that's good... I mean, cool?

Zak: That's right! We're communicating.

Crysta: Tubular!

Zak: [remorsefully] I wish - I wish the human tales were true. They're not here to protect the forest; they're cutting down trees.

[the fairies gasp in shock]

Zak: They're destroying the forest! And I was helping them do it. Batty was right.

Batty Koda: [in surprise] I was?

Zak: They're coming this way. You can't stop them. You'll have to leave.

Batty Koda: Oh oh, oh oh, big ears! Elephant! No, no, no, anteater! Oh, orangutan! Ok, ok, let me guess again- a duck! A duck! Ooohhh, it's Darwin's grab bag!

Batty Koda: [mock Scottish accent] Aye aye Captain, I can't get enough speed, we've got no dilithium crystals!