Batgirl Quotes in The LEGO Batman Movie (2017)

[from trailer]

Batgirl: Why did you build this thing with only one seat?

Batman: Because last I checked I only had one butt

Batgirl: If you call me Batgirl, can I call you Batboy?

Batgirl: Engine one down.

Batman: Not a big deal. Don't worry about it. It's fine.

Batgirl: Engine two down.

Batman: It does that sometimes.

Batgirl: We've lost engine three.

Batman: Oh, could live without it.

Batgirl: Engine four!

Batman: That I do need to fix.

Batman: And you are...?

Batgirl: Batgirl.

Batman: That's not very PC. What about Batwoman, or Batperson?

Batgirl: Bruce, it's me, Barbara. I found the Batcave.

Robin: We gotta get those locks changed.

Batman: She knows who we are.

Robin: I guess we'll just have to kill her.

Batman: Yep, we'll kill her later, we've got work to do.

Batgirl: Chicks like you give women a bad name.

Robin: Where's the snowman?

Batgirl: Maybe he melted.

Batman: No, he's just hibernating.

Robin: You're pretty good at this, little girl.

Batgirl: Well watch and learn, little boy.

Robin: We'll have to do this upside-down.

Batgirl: Men, always doing things the hard way.

Batgirl: [in the Batcave; Alfred's image is on a computer screen] Uncle Alfred, it's me, Barbara!

Alfred: I expected you might find your way down here. I programmed my brain al-algorithms into the Batcomputer to create a virtual simu-simulation.

Batgirl: I want to help Batman and Robin.

Alfred: I anticipated you would, and took the liberty to create something in your size.

Batgirl: Suit me up, Uncle Alfred!

Batgirl: [to Poison Ivy] Using feminine wiles to get what you want? Trading on your looks? Read a book, sister. That passive-aggressive number went out years ago.

Batgirl: Damn.

Robin: Damn? Damn's not good.

Batgirl: Those targeting mirrors are frozen, the thawing beam won't work.

Batgirl: Why are you doing this?

The Joker: To prove a point.