Bartok Quotes in Last Knights (2015)

Bartok: Remember this Raiden - the wounds of honor, are self inflicted.

Bartok: There will be times where we are powerless to injustice, but there must never be a time when we fail to protest.

Bartok: Just wishing I could do the job for you, sir. I'd give her a HA! And a HI-YA! And then a OOH-WAH! And I'd kick her, sir.

Bartok: You know, you really should watch your blood pressure. My nephew Izzy just keeled over mid-mango. Stress, it's a killer, sir. And he was a fruit bat. No meat. No blood even.

Rasputin: Bartok, get me a comb, find some cologne. I want to look my best!

Bartok: That might take some work, sir.

Rasputin: We're going to a party!

Bartok: A party? Ooh, I could teach you the latest dance step. It starts with, like, a "whoa." And then you get really crazy with the hips, sir. It's fun!

Rasputin: We'll let the Grand Duchess Anastasia have her moment.

Bartok: [dancing] Aah, who cares?

Rasputin: And then we'll kill her!

Bartok: Right. Kill... kill her? Sir, what happened to the party idea?

Rasputin: That's where I will kill her.

[laughs and tears up newspaper]

Rasputin: Crush her at the height of her glory.

Bartok: And we're back to the crushing. Sir, I'm begging you, please, please forget the girl and get a life!

Rasputin: Oh, I'll get a life, Bartok. Hers!

Bartok: You're on your own, sir! This can only end in tears!

Rasputin: See that you remember, you incompetent rodent!

[Throws Bartok across the room]

Bartok: Oh sure, blame the bat. What the heck? We're easy targets.

Bartok: Master! You're alive?

Rasputin: In a matter of speaking!

[Rasputin's eyeball pops out, Bartok catches it]

Bartok: Whoa, that fell right out there, sir!

Dimitri: [after making a deal with Anya] May I present... Her Royal Highness, the Grand Duchess Anastasia.

Anastasia: Pooka, we are going to Paris!

Dimitri: Uh, the dog stays.

Anastasia: I'm talking about the dog goes.

Dimitri: No, the dog is not going.

Anastasia: I say he's going.

Dimitri: I'm allergic to dogs.

Bartok: [after hearing Dimitri and Anya argue] Anastasia? Yeah, just one problem there, fella. Anastasia's dead. All the Romanovs are dead. They're dead. Dead, dead, dead. Am I right, my friend?

[to the "relic"]

Bartok: I mean, how could that be Ana... WAAGHH!

[clinging to the "relic"]

Bartok: YEEUUGHH!

Bartok: [hanging upside down] Oh, come on! Am I supposed to believe that thing woke up after all these years, just because some guy claims she's a Romanov?

Bartok: OK, OK, I get the message! Enough already with the glowing and the smoke people!

Bartok: [moves away] If that thing's come back to life, that must mean... Anastasia's ALIVE!

Dimitri: Just leave the dog.

Anastasia: I am not leaving the dog!

Bartok: And that's her!

Bartok: [seeing a female bat flirt with him] Wow! I tell you what, wow!

Bartok: [after landing in Rasputin's lair] Oh, boy! Ow. I tell you what, ow!

Rasputin: Something is happening, Bartok. I could feel the dark forces stirring.

Bartok: I'm not surprised, sir. It's Anastasia. I saw her.

Rasputin: Anastasia, alive?

[His mouth falls out]

Bartok: Ah, sir? Your lips, they're...

Rasputin: That Romanov brat!

Bartok: Ain't that a kick in the head. I guess a curse isn't what it used to be.

[after he meets a female bat; last lines]

Bartok: So long everybody.

[chuckles nervously]