Barry the Therapist Quotes in The Longest Week (2014)
Barry the Therapist Quotes:
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Barry the Therapist: What are you going to do? You have no home.
Conrad Valmont: Move in with Dylan, of course.
Barry the Therapist: How about money?
Conrad Valmont: I'd need some, thank you. Yes.
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Conrad Valmont: I, I think that there's something wrong with me. For some reason, I find that the girls that I like as human beings I'm not sexually attracted to, and the ones that I am sexually attracted to I don't particularly like as human beings. And on the rare occasion when one falls in both categories, they usually have a boyfriend or a husband - and Lord knows I've got enough of that bad karma to last me a lifetime.
Barry the Therapist: These are classic Freudian symptoms, Conrad. Haven't you ever read about defense mechanisms?
Conrad Valmont: Actually, I've always considered myself more of a Jungian.
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Barry the Therapist: Take it from me, someone who's been married for 25 years, Conrad, inner beauty doesn't age.
Conrad Valmont: You're just saying that because your wife is unattractive.
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Conrad Valmont: I never understood why someone would want to be a vegetarian. I mean, do you really love animals that much?
Barry the Therapist: No, no, no, I just hate plants.
Conrad Valmont: You eat fish, though, right?
Barry the Therapist: Why?
Conrad Valmont: All the vegetarians eat fish.
Barry the Therapist: Well, I'm a Pisces.
Conrad Valmont: What's that got to do with it?
Barry the Therapist: I don't eat my own kind.
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Barry the Therapist: Sometimes we have to make sacrifices for the ones we love.
Conrad Valmont: This literary moral code of yours is completely unrealistic. This isn't a Jane Austen novel, and I'm certainly not Emily
Barry the Therapist: You have the moral code of a Bolshevik, Conrad.
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