Barry the Therapist Quotes in The Longest Week (2014)

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  • Barry the Therapist: What are you going to do? You have no home.

    Conrad Valmont: Move in with Dylan, of course.

    Barry the Therapist: How about money?

    Conrad Valmont: I'd need some, thank you. Yes.

  • [first lines]

    Conrad Valmont: I, I think that there's something wrong with me. For some reason, I find that the girls that I like as human beings I'm not sexually attracted to, and the ones that I am sexually attracted to I don't particularly like as human beings. And on the rare occasion when one falls in both categories, they usually have a boyfriend or a husband - and Lord knows I've got enough of that bad karma to last me a lifetime.

    Barry the Therapist: These are classic Freudian symptoms, Conrad. Haven't you ever read about defense mechanisms?

    Conrad Valmont: Actually, I've always considered myself more of a Jungian.

  • Barry the Therapist: Take it from me, someone who's been married for 25 years, Conrad, inner beauty doesn't age.

    Conrad Valmont: You're just saying that because your wife is unattractive.

  • Conrad Valmont: I never understood why someone would want to be a vegetarian. I mean, do you really love animals that much?

    Barry the Therapist: No, no, no, I just hate plants.

    Conrad Valmont: You eat fish, though, right?

    Barry the Therapist: Why?

    Conrad Valmont: All the vegetarians eat fish.

    Barry the Therapist: Well, I'm a Pisces.

    Conrad Valmont: What's that got to do with it?

    Barry the Therapist: I don't eat my own kind.

  • Barry the Therapist: Sometimes we have to make sacrifices for the ones we love.

    Conrad Valmont: This literary moral code of yours is completely unrealistic. This isn't a Jane Austen novel, and I'm certainly not Emily

    Barry the Therapist: You have the moral code of a Bolshevik, Conrad.

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