Barry Steinberg Quotes in Club Paradise (1986)

Barry Steinberg: So, the deal is we're driving up into the jungle with a guy we don't even know who's wearing sunglasses in the middle of the night. We should hand him our wallets and slit our own throats.

Barry Steinberg: [Watching a pro diver take a spectacular cliff dive off a waterfall with small crowd] I could have done that dive if I didn't have the diarrhea.

Jack Moniker: Check it out. What about those two?

Barry Steinberg: Eh... I don't think they're interested.

Barry Nye: Too tall.

Jack Moniker: Come on. They were just talking to me about you.

Barry Steinberg: No.

[incredulously]

Barry Nye: Really? Then what?

Jack Moniker: They said you weren't fit to sleep with pigs, but I stood up for you. I said you were.