Barry Ryan Quotes in Dirty Deeds (2002)

Barry Ryan: What made you think you had a FUCKING CHOICE?

[Sharon lies seductively on the bed while Barry walks around with a rifle]

Sharon Ryan: Are you going to play with that thing all night?

Barry Ryan: What else am I gonna play with?

Sharon Ryan: Use your bloody imagination.

Barry Ryan: I think you're stuffed!

Sharon Ryan: You got much on today?

Barry Ryan: Bibs 'n bobs, all over the shop.

Ray: Everyone knows you run the machines. Right?

Barry Ryan: Not bloody Freddy! Bloke's tryin' ta root me up the bum. What am I s'pose ta do? Drop me strides and give him the nod?

Darcy: Well, the Yank soldiers, they told me about these new types of restaurants that they got over there.

Barry Ryan: Bloody mug's game - restaurants - mate. You're up at 5:00 in the morning gettin' the food and still there at 1:00 the next mornin' .

Darcy: Ah, things, they're different. It's... stuff that's quick 'n easy to make. It's identical. It's like a factory.

Barry Ryan: Identical! Jesus, no-one 'll go fer that! You'll go broke in 24 hours. People want choice.

Freddie: Barry! You fuckin' ponce! You think you can just smash my machines?

Barry Ryan: Freddy, you fuckin' ferret. I jus' did, didn' I?

Barry Ryan: [racing his new car] Christ almighty! I got this *shit* on me new car! These *cunts* are dead.

Freddie: [racing his yellow ute] Come on, you fuckin' piece o' canary shit!

Hollywood: They're not just Yanks, they're Mafia. They've taken over Montezuma.

Barry Ryan: Wogs with guns. Can't think of anythink worse.

Margaret: What's bouf-head doin' here?

Barry Ryan: Be fuckin' nice, alright? You're not a bouf-head, are ya?

Darcy: I'll go wait in the car.

Barry Ryan: See? I told ya he's not a bouf-head.

Barry Ryan: Can't go around killin' everybody that goes up against us.

Norm: Why not?

Hollywood: Because we're a business.

Norm: Oh, fuck that.

Barry Ryan: Hey, Darcy. You know much about Yanks?

Darcy: Yeah. In Vietnam, they were fuckin' everywhere and fuckin' everythink.

Barry Ryan: Then that'd make you a fuckin' expert.

Barry Ryan: Get yourself some new clobber.

Barry Ryan: A bit of bloody shoosh! Alright?

Sharon Ryan: You know what I'd do? If someone I trusted... or someone I should be able t' trust was doin' the dirty on me? I'd let them think they were gettin' away with it... wait till they let their guard down. Then I'd cut their fuckin' balls off.

Barry Ryan: Yeah?

Sharon Ryan: Fuckin' oath.

Barry Ryan: [after noticing Sal falling for a transvestite] He'll find out when he gets a handful o' nuts.