Barry Moochmore Quotes in Mental (2012)

Barry Moochmore: Oy, she's stayin' in your room.

Jane Moochmore: Where will I sleep?

Barry Moochmore: You share with Jane.

Jane Moochmore: I *am* Jane.

Barry Moochmore: I don't care about that anymore. Tell your problems to whats-her-name.

Receptionist: [knocking] Barry! Mayor Moochmore!

Barry Moochmore: [through locked door] I'm in conference!

Receptionist: There's an emergency at home.

Jean: [door opens. A lady sits on the bed, dishevelled, make-up smudged, adjusting her clothing. She points to a painting on the wall] I painted that.

Barry Moochmore: I'm helping Jean widen her access road.

Barry Moochmore: Shirley. Shirley. I have been saving this for a special occasion. Your very own waterfall.

[holds up commemorative plaque]

Barry Moochmore: Named it after you. Put it through the Council last year. It's in the rainforest near Mount Warning. It's only a few hours' hike from the road... if you use a machete.

Shirley Moochmore: [takes plaque] Oh. Shirley Moochmore Falls. It's true - I did fall. I fell deep in a forest and there was no one there to hear me. Except there was someone... and it wasn't you. You had a family, Barry. You had a wife.