Baron Von Westphalen Quotes in Southland Tales (2006)
Baron Von Westphalen Quotes:
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Dr. Linda Lao: Have you built the world's first perpetual motion machine?
Baron Von Westphalen: The ocean is a perpetual motion machine. Fluid Karma is a simulation of the principles you see working right here. As long as the waves continue to crash, Fluid Karma will exist.
Dr. Katarina Kuntzler: Quantum teleportation.
Dr. Linda Lao: Explain the transport mechanism, that's all I'm asking.
Dr. Soberin Exx: Uh, Fluid Karma works via the principle of quantum entanglement. Particles thus entangled will behave identically.
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Baron Von Westphalen: Clearly your attorneys didn't read the whole contract. It stipulates a six-inch margin of error in the cutting radius!
Hideo Takehashi: Contract said finger only!
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Baron Von Westphalen: Our mission is to destroy Capitalism, dethrone God.
Boxer Santaros: Officer Roland Taverner. That's who you want.
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Characters on Southland Tales (2006)
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- Martin Kefauver
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- Shoshana Cox
- Deena Storm
- Announcer on PA
- Veronica Mung
- Cyndi Pinziki
- Vaughn Smallhouse
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- Dr. Linda Lao
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- Dr. Soberin Exx
- Walter Mung
- Senator Bobby Frost
- Starla Von Luft
- Fortunio Balducci
- Hideo Takehashi
- Dr. Inga Von Westphalen
- Madeline Frost Santaros
- Bart Bookman
- Dion Element
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